My 13yr old: What is that?
Me: It's Bluesky.
Her: Is that some ancient thing?
Me: Nope, hot new thing. Want an invite?
Her: Ew. Looks crusty for old people.
Me: Fine, no invite for you. I'm going to skeet this.
Her: You're going to what?
Me: You heard me. Skeet.
Her: [AUDIBLE EYE ROLL]
Me: Fine. I'll just toot this on the elephant app.
Her: [CONFUSED STARE]
Me: You know. Mastodon.
Her: I don't know what you're talking about.
Me: You need to get off TipTop.
Her: It's TIKTOK!
Me: Crusty!
