kyle,
@kyle@mister.computer avatar

I got 99 problems but a homicidal chauffeur ain’t one.

melicious,

@kyle wow this is like 20% of my usual nightmares but turned into a math problem

kyle,
@kyle@mister.computer avatar

@melicious you’re either training to be a missile or run away from a missile, good luck either way

melicious,

@kyle the most recent one was a very angry mouse that could only make 90-degree turns but could fly, vs. me who really didn't want to get bitten and can turn on any angle but not fly

kyle,
@kyle@mister.computer avatar

@melicious the Department of Defense will be in touch shortly

lispi314,

@kyle A few cyclists in USA did empirically demonstrate that shooting the driver works.

I guess that's a proxy for active countermeasures?

mergesort,
@mergesort@macaw.social avatar

@kyle Well that’s good.

kyle,
@kyle@mister.computer avatar

@mergesort it’s all about perspective

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