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Ghostalmedia, (edited ) in My belt is around here somewhere
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I need to restart my antique memes sub on Lemmy

Edit: fuck it, it’s back

lemmy.world/c/antiquememesroadshow

Now is just needs content. 💀

KuchiKopi,
@KuchiKopi@lemmy.world avatar

Go back to the old country and grab some of your favorite heirloom memes from there.

can,

If I ever find my 4chan folder from 2008 this shit is gonna be wild

Ghostalmedia,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

Probably some high value memes in there. Happy to help you get them appraised. Maybe you can retire early off of that investment.

Jah348, in I don't know the scientific explanation, but mattel made it good

Cancel culture is ruining America!

Also

Cancel bud light, barbie, NFL, Nascar, public libraries,…

Donjuanme,

Un-ironicly (I believe because I’ve seen the car he drives plastered in maga paraphernalia) there’s a nutter who has a “cancel cancel culture” in their yard. Also “choke the woke” but that one’s less irony and more just mean.

PunnyName,

That’s because “America” in their world is not a diverse melting pot, but instead a Christian white ethnostate.

Daft_ish,

Eww, just threw up in my mouth a bit. 1/10 would not want to live there.

Hegar, in A simple guide
Hegar avatar

This is so clever and I love it, but for pedantry's sake, he was tangy and brown in s1e3 and yellow by s1e4.

Wikipedia says both that it was an error by a colorist and that a decision was made that gay and black was a bit too much for a sycophantic character.

homesweethomeMrL,

You forgot to lick the cheese dust off your fingers first.

homesweethomeMrL,

lol the downvotes

Hegar,
Hegar avatar

Oh hmm, are downvotes not shared between lemmy and kbin? I don't see any.

drasglaf,
@drasglaf@sh.itjust.works avatar

I have an account on Kbin and no, you don’t usually see downvotes. But I don’t see that as a bad thing actually. Your comments in this thread didn’t get any downvote, by the way.

JowlesMcGee,
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To be more specific, kbin doesn't federate downvotes, or at least doesn't import downvotes from outside an instance. Not sure if it sends any downvotes generated here back out, but any downvotes you see here are from other kbin.social users

drasglaf,
@drasglaf@sh.itjust.works avatar

Good to know, thank you.

Hegar,
Hegar avatar

you don’t usually see downvotes ... didn’t get any downvote

A bummer on both accounts. Thanks for the info!

jol,

Yeah it’s unexpe Ted until you learn about it. Lemmy doesn’t share votes between instances.

homesweethomeMrL,

Maybe a bunch of irate tankie bots? Heck I dunno. It’s obviously just a silly riff on Comic Book Guy and not even spicy at that. But now (-77) there’s apparently 77 people who “disagree” with it?

Again, and not out of insecurity (thanks null) but just out of amusement that so many would care - lol. They’re probalby looking for VRYSRSSimpsonsshitposting.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

It’s not obvious that it’s a riff on Comic Book Guy and just comes off as rude. Was there ever a scene where he had cheese dust on his fingers?

homesweethomeMrL,

Wow, seriously? He’s - always eating junk food and correcting people? That’s not - you’re saying 77 denizens of SIMPSONSshitposting are unaware of these characteristics of Comic Book Guy?

Goddamn. Ok.

Here. https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/0086da3b-1968-483e-9ada-f2acd3f1e116.gif

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

No, I’m sure they’re all aware, but mentioning cheese dust on fingers alone isn’t a characteristic that automatically brings him to mind. If that is cheese dust in the gif, I’m not familiar with a kind that’s eaten out of a pan. Something like “Better hurry that pedantry up, your breakfast burrito is congealing rapidly” might work.

Regardless, the person your comment was directed at didn’t seem to take it the wrong way, so no harm, no foul.

homesweethomeMrL,

Okay so: I’m a Simpsons character and I’m going to lick cheese dust off my fingers and the correct someone - Who Am I?

Anyone? Beuller? No? Okay. I mean, I thought it was obvious. (Nacho cheese in the gif, or a Squishee, or a Krustyburger if that’s relevant but none were as funny as cheeto dust)

And yeah the OP was supposed to enjoy it, which I also thought they did, which is another reason it’s so bizarre to have almost 85 downvotes for it now. Worst. Comment thread. Ever.

(Uh, it’s not really the worst comment thread ever, that’s, yknow, also a Comic Book Guy, uh, thing. Just - in case anyone’s not - eh, whatever)

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

I thought it was obvious.

It wasn’t, so I’m pretty sure perceived rudeness is the reason for the downvotes. No matter, there’s no karma here.

homesweethomeMrL,

I dunno, I disagree. Like, a couple of people - ok that’s statistically inevitable, but almost 100? That’s . . . too many.

homesweethomeMrL,

I dunno, it just shows “-45” on my cheese dust joke.

¯_(ツ)_/¯

Hegar,
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That's a lot of folks presuming bad faith. I've barely seen -5 on my spiciest takes.

null,

lol the insecurity

Hegar,
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I didn't forget I just didn't wanna.

moody,

Saving it for later, right?

highsight,

Boy, I hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

proper, in Bart, I don't want to alarm you.
@proper@lemmy.world avatar

1st prize! 1st prize!

scrubbles, in It never happened
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I hate when companies do this. I’m pretty damn liberal but I even consider this censorship. Just worried that someone might be offended.

I applaud the WB. Whenever you go watch looney toons you’ll get a nice pop up that says something along the lines of “This was a product of it’s time. The views expressed here are outdated and wrong. We feel to hide them would be to minimize the struggles people had. Please watch these and think of how far we have come as a society” or something.

And that’s how Michael Jackson’s episode or anything else should be handled. Put a notice up at the beginning, but to me it’s the same as book burning. We need to remember the good and the bad.

And iirc Michael Jackson’s accusers admitted it was fabricated anyway

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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I feel the same way. We all know when something’s old and should be more than capable of watching it through that lens.

I’m used to seeing warnings/censorship on newer media for older audiences who might find it uncomfortable, but censoring older media for newer audiences will always seem backwards to me.

TheSlad,

D+ does just warnings too on some shows/movies. I know they do for the asian cat in The Aristocats.

HawlSera,

Jackson was innocent

cypherpunks, in It never happened
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epyon22, in X, where nothing can possib-lie go wrong!

All these company based coins are essentially grey market stocks, sell coins for free capital, coins gain value on perception of company value. Plus Elon can continue pumping and dumping. The distopian future of company owned currency sounds terrible.

snor10,

I owe my soul to the company store.

InEnduringGrowStrong,
@InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works avatar

Another day old and deeper in debt.

McNasty,

They’re scrip. Spendable at the company store.

Everything old is new again.

gullible, in X, where nothing can possib-lie go wrong!

This is definitely going to work and, moreover, Elon will eventually use it to perform a rug pull at a scale not seen since like the previous week maybe.

WarmSoda,

Didn’t he already do this with another coin he made up?

yukichigai,
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I know he did it with Doge, but that was a meme coin he wasn't involved in making.

WarmSoda,

Ah yeah that’s the one I was thinking of, thanks

alongwaysgone,

I know so many people who were so fucking convinced they were going to be rich from doge coin.

Psythik,

My dumbass brother is one of them.

Also I told him to sell his bitcoin when it was at $44k and still plummeting cause it was going to drop below $20K (so rebuy then) and he didn’t do that either…

deegeese, in Still cant look at Reddit, clown will eat me

Refreshing glass of bean juice.

CreamRod,

Want to go celebrate? i feel like liver and bean juice!

Yepthatsme, in Dude!

They gave me 3 months of premium for free. It’s just the same bad algorithm and suggestions and nothing works not even do not recommend just without ads.

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuüde!

Doxatek,

I don’t know what happened but several months ago I noticed the algorithm got really really bad. As in I can’t even find videos I used to watch by typing in the exact title and it just recommends me tons of extremely irrelevant shit. It’s gotten to the point that it’s infuriating to me to use.

GreenMario,

I search for something. Get 3 relevant videos, a dozen of already watched videos, one being the very last video I saw; and now a dozen of random “my suggestions” which should have stayed in their tab.

This is GOOGLE. THE SEARCH ENGINE. Fucking fix this shit. ITS YOUR ONE JOB.

Oh yeah and My suggestions? You can reload that bitch a dozen times it will never pull anything new just the same 20 videos even if you watched em.

Enshitification. Am I gonna have to use BING to search YouTube?!

Doxatek,

I’ve done exactly this method of searching YouTube through Bing as well :'(

It used to be fine it’s only like the last 6 months or something I’ve noticed it be so damn bad so it’s definitely on purpose. My search results filled with ads too

thedirtyknapkin,

oh it’s working exactly as intended. they’re just trying more and more overtly to push you to the content they’re paid to. cause you’re right, it’s Google, the ad company. this is what they do.

Corkyskog,

I just want something like Nebula to become really popular. Although something that keeps creeping into my head is aren’t the data centers a monopoly or oligopoly? What happens if one of those companies become really popular and GCP/Azure/AWS all say nah, we aren’t going to work with you. What then? Are there even smaller services that could handle even half the scale of something like youtube?

KeyserSoze61, in Sometimes I miss the old style

In my day, I used to sweep for mines when I was bored. It was difficult, and I would often have to guess when I saw large numbers. Anyway, if I got stuck, i would just start playing Solitaire!

Speculater,

And one day we linked 4 computers in serial at school and had a Hearts LAN party!! Those were the wild times.

WarmSoda,

Once I changed the disc to continue playing Deja Vu.
Hehehe

metaStatic,

That game was amazing, and I only entered my name.

WarmSoda,

I only remember the girl dead in a bathroom stall.
I think that’s the first scene.

KuchiKopi, in Oh, you! Hehe
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I come with my wife in a big bed.

HellAwaits, in Hey, kids, Spider-Man!

Maguire’s Spider-man > every other spiderman

I will not be taking any questions

Elomon, in it's today

Before we start, we have a lost child here. If she’s not claimed within the next hour she will become property of Blockbuster entertainment.

Sarazil, in Like father, like son
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