@ApproachingSteed This is where you pull up j u s t behind the rear bumper of their steroid-infused, wanna-be, DeLorean (DMC) pickup truck, so that he can't load anything that is longer than his truck bed.
Then you leave a note under his 5ft, 6in wiper blades that reads:
"Scan this QR Code* for free Elon Steel Wool!"
[QR code redirects to YouTube for Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up"]