reverendsteveii,

10 more whistleblowers

My condolences to their family in these trying times.

My condolences to their family in these trying times.

My condolences to their family in these trying times.

My condolences to their family in these trying times.

My condolences to their family in these trying times.

My condolences to their family in these trying times.

My condolences to their family in these trying times.

My condolences to their family in these trying times.

My condolences to their family in these trying times.

My condolences to their family in these trying times.

werefreeatlast,

George Carlin did talk about the 20? Senior citizens who past away in Bolivia when they all stood up on a goddamn rollercoaster. Right into the fresh Bolivian La Paz air. I thought I should mention it since free tickets to Dizne could be the first step Being used to reproduce such a catastrophic event.

Watch out you whistleblowing yous out there. Accept no free tickets for Dizne.

CodeHead,
Blackmist,

“A lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. But you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you’re talking about a half-hour to forty-five minutes worth of digging. And who knows who’s gonna come along in that time? Pretty soon, you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be there all fuckin’ night.”

Shadywack,
@Shadywack@lemmy.world avatar

I remember thinking movies just had absurd sensationalized plot lines and that our societies were past that shit. Then I saw former soviets killed by alpha particle emitting pills, whistleblowers dying, and now I’m thinking the truth is stranger than fiction.

Hang in there Edward Snowden, it’s amazing that fucker threaded the needle and still lives.

Jonsmith222,

What if the movies are just desensitizing us for the shit they are trying to pull off?

uid0gid0,

I guess now we know which camel came out on top. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8oCilY4szc

JackFrostNCola,

“what are they going to do, kill all of us?” - dead whistleblower

trolololol,

Famous last words

Agent641,
octopus_ink,

How do I so strongly recognize this but can’t recall what it’s from!!??

in4aPenny,

Hot Fuzz

loutr,
@loutr@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s a pretty popular GIF taken from the 2007 movie Hot Fuzz.

tetris11,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

It’s from a Star Wars spinoff movie: Hoth Tusk

mrgreyeyes,

I laughed way to hard at this.

CrayonRosary,

So hard you dropped an O.

corsicanguppy,

No no. He was laughing on the way to hard, which is obviously a city, maybe a home-town, with no schooling system.

prettydarknwild,
@prettydarknwild@lemmy.world avatar

whistleblower hunting season for boeing

elucubra,

People assume that Boeing is behind this. I’m more inclined to believe that it’s a major shareholder

Droechai,

If it’s a major owner of a company I would still say it’s the company.

Wiz,

Boeing: “Two down, ten to go!”

avidamoeba,
@avidamoeba@lemmy.ca avatar

10 down, 100 to go.

mrgreyeyes,

“100 whistle blowers on the wall, 100 whistle blowers! Take one down, burry the truth! 99 whistle blowers on the wall!” - Boeing quality control

SereneHurricane,

These whistleblowers are actually from quality control.

Killer_Tree,

Targets: the Dirty Dozen

Evil_Shrubbery,

Gotta love my fellow millennials - battered old souls that only the offer of getting murdered gets us properly motivated.

Ragnarok314159,

Most of us see that as a perk. “Wait, I can die right now, painlessly? Like totally painless? Where do I sign up?”

pachrist,

I mean, if the choice is instant, painless death or decade after decade of your parents asking why you don’t own a house, I guess death is fine?

applepie,

Dark but that sentiment aint coming out of now where.

interdimensionalmeme,

I mean a human unable establish a dwelling, that is a clear indicator of a sickness

Evil_Shrubbery,

I mean, I dont care abut pain as much as time - like I would settle for something interesting, like getting sucked off to death … into a jet engine at max speed.

Hyphlosion,
@Hyphlosion@donphan.social avatar

Found the cape-wearer.

Evil_Shrubbery,

No capes!
… just a very flamboyant loincloth to the same effect …

SturgiesYrFase,
@SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml avatar

“Their loincloth looked absolutely magnificent as they were being sucked into that jet engine!” - Eyewitness probably.

Shou,

This seems to be a recurring trend. Human rights took more blood than ink to write.

MrBusiness,
egeres,
@egeres@lemmy.world avatar

I feel terrible for all the work boeing’s hitman is going to have to do this week 🤦🏻‍♂️

Wiz,

Those hitmen aren’t cheap, either!

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Huge Uber bill, too

CrayonMaster,

He’ll be clocking a lot of overtime this month.

considine,

Would be funny if Boeing started cutting corners with their hitmen, too.

egeres,
@egeres@lemmy.world avatar

Hahahh, would be hilarious to then get a whistleblower from the team of “boeing’s hitmens” because of bad working conditions

trolololol,

“do you know how many people I had to talk out this week?? I’m losing my head mate”

" Challenge accepted"

AngryCommieKender,

You’re talking them to death? That’s gotta be harder than just shooting them, my man.

trolololol,

Haha that was a typo but it made it fun

I meant take. Take out.

tetris11,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

“would you get shot by Boeing…?”
“me personally? no. not really.”

EvilEyedPanda,

If you see something, say something… and get shot.

FinalRemix,

Poisoned tea, the second one.

Evil_Shrubbery,

Russian roulette with a shotgun but also with (poisoned) tea instead of vodka (not poisoned)?

mbirth,

“See it, say it, —” - “Shot it!”

sparr,

Article author seems to have completely fabricated the “10 more”. There are no quotes from anyone even hinting at more whistleblowers existing, let alone ten more.

Serinus,

hindustantimes.com

Is not a source I’m familiar with. But everyone wants to believe it, so upvotes it is.

Shialac,

Its one of the largest Indian Newspapers

GamingChairModel,

It might be, but I’ve noticed it has a very click baity style, and don’t find it to be very trustworthy.

Blackmist,

With the way Modi is running India right now, that’s not exactly a glowing recommendation.

dovahking,

Yup. Every major media outlet is a sellout at this point. These days my only source of legit news comes from YouTube.

thbb,

You forgot the /s

GeekFTW,

Lmao

elucubra,

In the US the most trustworthy media sources right now are Jon Stewart and John Oliver

Hadriscus,

I think this is sarcasm but it could also not be

Rhynoplaz,

But ONLY the comments section!

GladiusB,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

Probably because quoting them would be a preemptive death

Fedizen,

don’t worry they’re flying airbus

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