BradleyUffner,

And yet they still manage to list them perfectly fine on my bill.

Tygr,

As a mortgage lender, welcome to the full transparency world. The only people that complain about it are the people that have a lot to hide.

When they say “too hard” I hear “will cut into our profits.”

beebarfbadger,

All I hear is “we´d lose too many our costumers if we had to tell them how we´re fleecing them.”

Semi-Hemi-Demigod,
Semi-Hemi-Demigod avatar

Most of them are regional monopolies. How many customers could they possibly lose?

theothermatt_b,

poor babies…

RememberTheApollo,

If they created the fee they can list it. I’m sure accounting has a breakdown of how profitable each and every fee is.

Poob,

If Comcast hates it, it must be the best solution. In fact, I think we America should run all laws by Comcast executives

Zima,
Zima avatar

I have a better solution. If it’s too much work to list it then it’s not worth charging it.

lolcatnip,

That’s some real chutzpah to tell the FCC they’re charging so many bullshit fees they can’t even keep track of them.

Unaware7013,

I say boohoo to the industry that stole hundreds of billions of dollars from the government by taking money to build out a nationwide fibre network and doing fuck all with it.

The Book Of Broken Promises: $400 Billion Broadband Scandal And Free The Net - that's from fucking 2014. Just imagine how much money we've shoveled away on subpar service while we also get fleeced for a new build out.

smitty,
@smitty@lemmy.world avatar

coming soon: Fee Listing fee

sturmblast,

perhaps stop fucking bending us over with all your bullshit fees

BrianTheeBiscuiteer,

I just wish they’d crack down on introductory pricing and the whole “threaten cancellation to get a discount” model. Of all the other services I can think of they’re the only ones (I’m including cable TV since ISPs usually do both) that explicitly give new customers a better deal. I’ve actually known other companies to lower your bill the longer you have their service.

Im14abeer,

Sirius/XM would like a little recognition in this regard.

CmdrShepard,

I spent 30 minutes in a chat with Comcast support trying to get the introductory rate after explicitly asking at the beginning if they could do that for me as an existing customer and the rep stating “yes.” 30 minutes later they told me those rates are only for new customers. I then stated that I could go down to the store and cancel my service then sign up under my wife’s name to get the discount and the rep told me that’d be the only way to get the lower pricing.

Saryn,
Saryn avatar

They just don't want people to look at their bills and see:

C-Suite 3rd Yacht Fund: $2.39
Monopoly Maintenence Fee: $5.25
Lobby/Bribe Fee: $3.16

Im14abeer,

Well, I see an opportunity for consolation right here!

Monopoly maintenance/lobbying (bribes): $8.41

I bet those business geniuses can find all kinds of ways to “reduce fees”. That is the number of fees, not the total dollar amount of fees.

AttackBunny,

I have to itemize every invoice, for ever customer. Sometimes 100+ items long, and it’s rarely the same, customer to customer. I’m pretty sure they can figure out how to do it too.

devious,

This article has serious “not the onion” vibes!

FoxBJK,
@FoxBJK@midwest.social avatar

Why am I paying all this money then? I mean, assuming we wanna believe this bullshit premise. Your computers can’t itemize a bill!?

anonionfinelyminced,
anonionfinelyminced avatar

I have an FSA card (essentially a pre-paid credit card for paying medical expenses). Only medical expenses, though. Band-aids? Prescriptions? Doctor office co-pay? All fine. Buy a candy bar or a carton of milk at the pharmacy? Nope. And if it's audited I have to be ready to provide proof that EVERY PENNY that left that account was used for medical expenses.

If I have that burden with my limited resources, I'm sure the poor widdle ISPs can scrape together some kind of BS explanation for where all that money goes.

phorq,

Seriously, if you couldn’t even be bothered to write it down then it couldn’t have been something worth being billed for

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