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phorq,

Can’t tell if that’s Al or really a photo of Daniel Radcliffe…

phorq,

Why’s it smell like steamed hams?

phorq,

That’s why we’ve forgiven Tom Hanks for that murder spree, we can’t lose him too

I need to wake up early (lemmy.world)

All the vibrating alarm clocks I could find do not sync with your phone, and have to be set manually. I thought about getting an Arduino, but then I will have to build the whole thing by myself. The only logical conclusion I could come up with is to get a programable vibrator. But most of them are either very expensive of look...

phorq,

Rise and shine where the sun don’t shine…

phorq,

Have you tried eating around the lactose?

What do you think of the term "short king" as a term that's supposed to champion body positivity for men?

Body positivity is such a strange concept to me. There’s efforts to reclaim words while simultaneously calling them bad if used as an insult. Ideally, people wouldn’t be offended by someone describing their body with common descriptors, but socially there is so much value attributed to certain body types that it’s almost...

phorq,

I’m 5’4" and the term just makes me cringe. I don’t normally think about my height unless someone else brings it up or I need to reach the top shelf, but I don’t need encouragement in that case… just a ladder.

phorq,

I’m so tired of these ai generated images. They can never get faces right, statistically at least one of them should be frowning!

phorq,

You forgot the peanut butter on that fluffernutter

phorq,

Instructions unclear, picked myself up by my bootstraps and now there’s a hole in my foot…

phorq,

There’s something nostalgically comforting seeing comcast screwing people over with bundles again…

phorq,

Isn’t that that survivalist dude that drinks piss? Bear Grilf?

phorq,

Even better would be to remap their keyboard’s semicolon key to that symbol

phorq,

I already know what I did wrong, I said “thanks, you too” when the person at the concessions said “enjoy the movie”. Doesn’t mean I’m not gonna cringe…

phorq,

Yeah, but it doubles as a resister until it’s toast.

phorq,

Eh, I’m gonna be calling it “Good Gollum Hunting”

phorq,

I’ll take your word for it as I live in one of the US state.

phorq,

The solution? Sidewalks on a hot day. Gotta burn those trees down and start paving… to save the trees…

phorq,

Sounds like she’s trying to steal your identity. Specifically your last name because that’s wife material!

phorq,

As long as it’s a quality product, none of that stepped on bullshit. My mom still needs back surgery from the last “not-pyramid-scheme”…

phorq,

Ah yes, I remember having telekinesis in high school. Only downside is that it doesn’t seem to stop you from going deuce in the middle of a match as the pictures also allude to…

phorq,

Quick, somebody call Dr. Bees!

phorq,

Luckily Disney is really good at de-aging people to look like a young Harrison Ford now!

phorq,

How many meowing boxes does Amazon normally ship that this would go unnoticed?

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