LaserTurboShark69,

Is there no article?

clearleaf,

Shoutout to the web dev who made this page so it loads everything except the article content and shows massive white blocks of nothing instead.

ikidd,
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

I thought it was just me. IDK what they’ve got going on there.

loutr,
@loutr@sh.itjust.works avatar

I think sometimes there’s no article, the whole joke is the headline. Or have I been bamboozled by incompetent coders the whole time?

clearleaf,

That’s what I thought at first but after the first “you may also like” there’s a huge void of white that goes for two screens and then there’s more links.

The page source is something to behold. I’m not sure if it’s the worst thing I’ve ever seen or if they’ve reached a god tier level of parody.

Birch,

Is there even an article or is it just the headline? Because I can’t see anything but links

stalfoss,

The Onion is a satirical site, it’s a joke. There’s no article, the whole joke is the headline. It’s not a real news site.

DroneRights,

Where’s the article? I can only see a headline and a picture

crsu,
@crsu@lemmy.world avatar

Pretty sure this is what God meant by “thou shalt not kill”

the_kid,

weird how we’re not using the ‘9/11s as a proportion of population’ anymore! what are we at now, 1,000+ 9/11s?

awwwyissss,

I went a couple weeks without seeing a Hexbear user and it was fantastic.

DroneRights,

I wish I was as lucky as you

fastandcurious,
@fastandcurious@lemmy.world avatar

They have [only] killed less than 8! people

IndiBrony,
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

Give it enough time and this whole thing might even lead to 13! deaths

DrPop,

You almost got me

tygerprints,

Remember, reporting that any Palestinians lost their lives during this conflict is not only anti-semitic, it's anti- American. Israelis aren't capable of committing violent war crimes. (BTW I'm being facetious, but only a little).

OpenStars,
OpenStars avatar

I take issue with your wording: "crimes" are the things that the OTHER side does, while when WE do it, it is ah... something else. (I am also being facetious, but only a little, unfortunately)

tygerprints,

That's very true. When the other side does violence, we call it "crimes." When we do it, we call it "justice" or "necessity." Humans are good at justifying whatever they want to believe is true about the "other side."

OpenStars,
@OpenStars@discuss.online avatar

This unfortunately is human modus operandi. There isn’t a single person, alive or dead, that has ever done differently. Though some of us are aware of that tendency and fight like hell against our own biases, in order to be better, when and wherever we can.

Politicians, on the other hand… play by a different set of rules, it seems.:-P On the one hand, it seems easier to just lie to the children then it does to explain whatever needs to be done, especially when they are cranky & dead set against learning (e.g., fluoridating water and iodizing salt = good?), while on the other, corrupt politicians also lie to line their own pockets and achieve their own goals, even if those may be detrimental to those they are supposed to be “serving”. In either case, they lie:-|.

kozy138,

They justifying extreme violence by claiming that they’re squashing “terrorism.”

Even though the USA, and it’s military-industrial complex, has been the single largest terrorizing force the world has ever seen…

BluesF,

Perhaps POTUS should take a leaf from my government’s book. Here in the UK they are struggling to deport enough immigrants, so they want to send them to Rwanda. Since there’s a concern that Rwanda isn’t safe and this would therefore be a violation of our international obligations to genuine asylum seekers, they are considering legislating that Rwanda

If reality is bothersome - why not simply state that it is not, and make it the law that you can’t say that it is!

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