Potatos_are_not_friends,

I met my female friend like this.

I made small talk with a girl at a bar, because she was wearing a cool gaming earrings.

She saw my ring. I saw her ring. We both felt relief that it wasn’t flirting and now she’s a good family friend who comes by for dinner with her husband.

Bunnylux,
@Bunnylux@lemmy.world avatar

Me as a girl trying to find other girls to bone

wise_pancake,

“Sorry, buddy, I already have a pal,”

If someone puts this on a t shirt I will buy it

Justas,
@Justas@sh.itjust.works avatar

I need something like this, but in reverse.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world avatar

Post up at a table with a friendship bracelet making kit and an empty chair.

GlitterInfection,

‮Friendship Bracelet Flashed At Bar To Repel Anyone Seeking Platonic Companionship

gibmiser,

You did it wrong he said he wanted

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