jiminfantino, 3 months ago

@chris @pluralistic from the latin enshitificare "To enshitify"
enshitifico "I enshitify"
enshitificas "You enshitify"
enshitificat "He/she/they/it enshitifies"
enshitificabus "We enshitify"
enshitificatis "Y'all enshitify"
enshitificant "They enshitify"

Viss, 3 months ago

@jiminfantino @chris @pluralistic enshitificamos if youre down here in socal :D

bhawthorne, 3 months ago

@Viss @jiminfantino @chris @pluralistic Yo enshitifico
Tú enshitifices
Ella/él/usted enshitifice
Nosotros enshitificamos
Ellas/ellos/ustedes enshitificen

Viss, 3 months ago

@bhawthorne @jiminfantino @chris @pluralistic enshitificamos rolls off the tongue nicely :D

tommyyum, 3 months ago

@jiminfantino @chris @pluralistic Veni, vidi, enshitifici

davidcampey, 3 months ago

@tommyyum @jiminfantino @chris @pluralistic Veni, vidi, VC, exiti, enshitifi

gaspart, 3 months ago

@jiminfantino @chris @pluralistic please
enshitificamus, with an m, not enshitificabus

dpnash, 3 months ago

@gaspart @jiminfantino @chris @pluralistic <extra nerdery>

"enshitificabus" is just wrong, but if there were a noun "enshitifex" (the result of enshittifying something, plural "enshitifices"), then "enshitificibus", with an "i" instead of an "a", works. It would mean "by means of enshittified things", which accurately describes the state of the US tech industry and even the entire US economy these days.

</extra nerdery>

robparsons, 3 months ago

@jiminfantino @chris @pluralistic for an (ex) Latin scholar, this thread is pure joy.