daddyjoker, 18 days ago to dadjokes

In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him. To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.
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daddyjoker, 1 month ago to dadjokes

OK, so naked running.
Apparently this means running without GPS, music and any other tech.
I wish I knew this an hour ago.
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daddyjoker, 2 months ago to dadjokes

A slice of pie is $1.50 in Jamaica.
$2 in the Bahamas.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
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daddyjoker, 3 months ago to dadjokes

I have adopted a pet termite and I am calling him Clint. Clint Eatswood.
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daddyjoker, 3 months ago to dadjokes

I said to my girlfriend,'I want you to have this bracelet, it belonged to my Grandmother' She said, 'Thank you, but what does DNR mean'?.
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daddyjoker, 4 months ago to dadjokes

I'm addicted to ordering hatchets from overseas.....
It's the smell of them, I just love foreign axe scents.....
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daddyjoker, 7 months ago to dadjokes

Just got hospitalised due to a peekaboo accident.

They put me in the ICU.

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daddyjoker, 8 months ago to dadjokes

What is a thousand times better than Instagram?

Instakilogram

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