steventdennis, to random
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Tonight's is kicking off with a House of the Year contender. It's amazeballs! We just need to crowdfund $2.795M. We get 9,825 square feet of sheer madness on 36 acres in gorgeous Plymouth, Minnesota! I love it!!! INSANE sinks, WEIRD art, WILD ceilings, AMAZING kitchen, views, colors galore, a pond, a party shower and much, MUCH more. Several of you sent me this gem! 🧵
https://zillow.com/homedetails/5160-Juneau-Ln-N-Plymouth-MN-55446/121844289_zpid/
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This is a Sink!

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This is a Sink!

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This might be the most amazing desk I've ever seen. Crafted out of a Plymouth! (In Plymouth, Minnesota, so, of course.)

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ai6yr, to random

You, too, could own a rather Byzantine new residence in Denver. https://www.denverpost.com/2024/04/29/byzantine-catholic-church-for-sale-denver/?trk_msg=C3BL3801SGS4N8AOCTB3GM7NF8&trk_contact=C72T540OL7UR7A3P4HA5Q1Q7RC&trk_module=new&trk_sid=HHCCAM68G887NDCVHBHC3ER52S&trk_link=Q76FIE22KB243DMKHVI1DO8GD4&utm_email=94C2744534BE840A149524CE92&lctg=94C2744534BE840A149524CE92&active=no&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=mastodon&utm_term=https%3a%2f%2fwww.denverpost.com%2f2024%2f04%2f29%2fbyzantine-catholic-church-for-sale-denver%2f&utm_campaign=denv-denver_post-afternoon_update&utm_content=automated

ai6yr,

cc @steventdennis for

paul,
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HA! Nice find.

The Zillow page:

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1201-S-Elizabeth-St-Denver-CO-80210/245913507_zpid/

overlookng the chapel
commons room with kitchen in the corner, basement
closeup of the lectern, baptismal, etc Not religious. It's where the priest does all his Jesus and God duties during a service

steventdennis, to random
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"Casa Della Madonna" —Tom Petty's lakehouse, "originally envisioned by Hollywood icon Rudolph Valentino" is back on the market on the coast of Lake Sherwood in California. $5.25M. Welcome to ! https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/Thousand-Oaks-CA-91361/16490663_zpid/

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Time to forget your troubles with 🧵! This amazing Northern California home on a private ocean cove is decked out with a redwood exterior and a fir interior. I love it. One of the best bedrooms, living rooms, kitchen and views I've ever seen. $8M. https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/97-Stone-Crop-Reach-Annapolis-CA-95412/2055277514_zpid/

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I love this kitchen. Two ovens, wood paneling even on the oversized fridge, acres of counter space, huge windows, plenty of nooks and crannies to pack stuff, gorgeous cabinetry, not so large you are just showing off your bank account.

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Even the office is amazing.

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Really just a wonderful, epic house.

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steventdennis,
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Time for us to retire to Cripple Creek, Colorado and run this fabulous inn — originally built as a hospital (haunted?). 16BRs, 18BRs for just $895K???!!!!! HOW? That's like a 2BR condo in Bethesda! https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/233-E-Eaton-Ave-Cripple-Creek-CO-80813/2094806255_zpid/

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steventdennis,
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Some of my favorite words: Semi-Affordable Private Island! This one is on the St. Lawrence River in New York. $2.795M. And before you yell at me about flooding the house has been there since 1902! Not bad. https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/48605-Sunnyside-Is-Alexandria-Bay-NY-13607/30541303_zpid/?

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steventdennis,
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This Tatooine-esque Mountain Dome house in Yucaipa, California is on . For $2.999999M you get unique architecture, views. https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/13600-Diamond-Point-Dr-Yucaipa-CA-92399/17400613_zpid/?

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Party Shower with a view.

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Our Showstopper tonight is a $60M extravaganza of Florida Excess. This Delray Breach mansion is an ode to columns & marble. You get 9BR, 13BA and >23K sf on the ocean. Enjoy! Hope you enjoyed , with special thanks to Sarah, tipster who sent in most of the homes tonight! https://zillow.com/homedetails/2325-S-Ocean-Blvd-Delray-Beach-FL-33483/103483361_zpid/

ai6yr, to random

This looks like something for the @steventdennis https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-merseyside-68731665.amp

steventdennis, to random
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Three words: OLD. JAIL. INN. Time to retire and move to Rockville, Indiana! Just $445K buys us 10BRs, 6BAs, jail cells, and a licensed wine bar in the basement! Welcome to ! Follow along for an epic collection of funky homes. https://zillow.com/homedetails/127-S-Jefferson-St-Rockville-IN-47872/2112040006_zpid/

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"What happens in jail stays in jail" lol. Jail-bar pillows are a nice touch.

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One of the scarier things I've seen on Zillow. Let's hope this is a prop and not an actual electric chair.

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The Old Jail Inn has appeared in many TV shows per the listing, and is in the county with "the most covered bridges in one county in the world." There's an annual Covered Bridge Festival, so, romantic!

steventdennis,
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Up Next, a Barbie Palace in Hudson, Wisconsin. You might want to wear those eclipse sunglasses! $1.1M, 7BR, 4BA of hot pink insanity. Not my style, but maybe it's yours. https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1031-2nd-St-Hudson-WI-54016/79433120_zpid/

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"PLEASE DON'T DO COKE IN THE BATHROOM." I guess this qualifies as Cocaine Decor?

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Surfboard in the kitchen of left? Weird "art" on the right. I have questions.

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I don't think I could sleep here.

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