I know of a man called Joe Biden.
Acela he likes to be ridin’.
He’s got so much done,
(Public service is fun!)
As Dark Brandon, gives fascists a hidin’.
There once was a man called @Gargron
Who wrote software called Mastodon
Open source and free
For the whole community
It’s what I spend all my time upon.
There once was a grifter from Queens,
Who faked richness beyond his means.
Then it happened one day,
The Courts made him pay,
Now his tower is known as E. Jean’s.
There once was a smart guy named Paul
Who dropped hashtags like nothing at all
But when he wanted a limerick
I thought it was a gimerick
To get us to rhyme wall to wall
There was a New York band from hell
With only one story to tell.
One member kept talking
He was Christopher Walken
Who wouldn't shut up about more cowbell.
Though she started on "Prince and the Pauper"
Her mind wandered off to Dennis Hopper
She said, "ya know, hon,
Girls just wanna have fun"
And thus she inspired Cindi Lauper.
"impeachment" would be a misnomer
for that what is sought by James Comer
the committee chair
with flames in his hair
looks dumber than dumb Louie Gohmert
the man clearly up to the taskin'
all the right questions he's askin'
easily harnessed
their own guy Lev Parnas
My Rep Raskin put GOP in the Trashcan
🔥 🗑️ ⬅️ 🐘
There once was a man who made comics
Marveling generations with what's in store:
Man of spiders, weird teens wearing X,
He rocks his shades, shouting "Excelsior!"