Gustodon, to random
@Gustodon@mas.to avatar

I have GOT to stop pulling on that.

ClaraListensprechen4, to HashtagGames
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Premeditating Halloween Grande Finale when I wave my streamings around and declare, "That's a wrap!"

ClaraListensprechen4, to HashtagGames
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I was an SNL ghost writer for Jack Handey.

bronakins, (edited ) to HashtagGames
@bronakins@sfba.social avatar

“I’m in such a terrible bind! How will I ever get out of it?”



DRPNL, to HashtagGames
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How might I best Husband my scarce resources?

What is the meaning of Wife?

Can these two issues be Divorced in principle or in practice?

I need to get away

Where’s the Sarcophagus?

ClaraListensprechen4, to HashtagGames
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When I got pickled & wrapped, I was laid to what I thought was going to be rest. Nope. Some kid dressed in a Halloween suit with a World War I gas mask keeps barging in here, pointing at me, demanding to know--"Are you my mummy?"

cspencef, to HashtagGames
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Well, here I am mummified for eternity and all I can think of is that stupid Doctor Who episode with the kid with the gas mask stuck on him going around asking “are you my mummy?”…

Jason844, to HashtagGames

Peanuts or Cashews? Hmm.



midacre, to HashtagGames
@midacre@mas.to avatar

I liked "Blinded by the Light" better when I thought the lyrics were "wrapped up like a douche."



MikeImBack, to HashtagGames
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Where's all my cats??

EmptySet, (edited ) to HashtagGames
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'Is it possible to make an honest assessment of Marx without accepting the weaknesses in the essentially Hegelian dialectic he posits?'

EmptySet, to HashtagGames
@EmptySet@dobbs.town avatar



'Isn’t the real curse the friends they made along the way?'

EmptySet, to HashtagGames
@EmptySet@dobbs.town avatar


'What will happen when all the dung in the Sun is all burnt-up? What’ll Khepri do then?'

EmptySet, to HashtagGames
@EmptySet@dobbs.town avatar


'This stumbling around shite wasn’t in "The Book of the Dead"—hey!, maybe it doesn't matter how much my damn heart weighs.'

MariaTheMartian, to HashtagGames

Uh oh, I can't find my copy of the 𓂋𓏤𓈒𓈒𓈒𓏌𓏤𓉐𓂋𓏏𓂻𓅓𓉔𓂋𓅱𓇳𓏤...



robertnorlyn, to HashtagGames
@robertnorlyn@mstdn.social avatar

Damnit, where is my papyri collection? This is going to be verrry boring.



Jason844, to HashtagGames

Well, at least I look a lot better than that Rudy Giuliani guy.



sylkykat, to HashtagGames
@sylkykat@idic.social avatar

"Now, where did I put that Twinkie I stole? Oh, wait, that was Creature."



Jason844, to HashtagGames

So who is going to feed the cats?



cosmicallyf, to HashtagGames

Where's the wrap party?



robertnorlyn, to HashtagGames
@robertnorlyn@mstdn.social avatar

I’m pretty sure I signed the “do not wrap” bit of the agreement!



skoombidoombis, to HashtagGames
@skoombidoombis@masto.ai avatar

How am I thinking? Did they forget to scramble my brains? I bet my kids got the bargain mummification package? I can’t even rest when when I’m dead.

ambientdread, to HashtagGames
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I sure hope these bandages are nonstick 😳



robertnorlyn, to HashtagGames
@robertnorlyn@mstdn.social avatar

Is that treasure room ceiling really level? I could really use some engineers in here stat!



robertnorlyn, to HashtagGames
@robertnorlyn@mstdn.social avatar

Thank the gods, I’ll never have to visit the in-laws again!



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