True story. As a young Gen Xer, in a not very hip region, it was expensive. I remember going to parties where "puff puff pass" meant each person in a crowded room got exactly one drag. Times were simpler then...
Now it's legalized here and you can't swing a dead cat without hitting a half a dozen smoke shops.
However, I take medications that are contraindicated for the skunk. So I still don't smoke.
Laundered money, grifted fraudulently my own supporters, paid off a hooker, stolen sensitive documents from the workplace, or owed millions to the Russian mob. But then, I'm not a Trump.