kulturhack

kulturhack, 2 days ago to random

Jason, Actually

#MashUpRomComsAndHorrorFilms

kulturhack, 3 days ago to random

“Aeon Flux Be A Lady Tonight”

—Frank Sinatra

#CartoonASongPoemOrLimerick

kulturhack, 6 days ago to random

Chewbacchus

(An alien worshipped as a god in ancient Rome.)

#StarWarsAReligion

kulturhack, 14 days ago to random

‘A Unified Theory Of Why Mastodon Members Obsessively Play Hash Tag Games’

#OddDissertationTopics

kulturhack, 16 days ago to random

“She Just Called To Say She Loves You (I Told Her That You’d Get Back To Her)”

—Stevie Wonder

#PersonalAssistantASongOrPoem

kulturhack, 17 days ago to random

GOP Senator Thom Tillis on Marjorie Taylor Greene: “She’s dragging our brand down.”

Oh, honey—sit down and let’s talk…

You really need to keep up. The ship your brand was kept on was set on fire by the crew, steered into an iceberg, exploded and sunk to the bottom of a sea trench a long time ago.

The best thing you can do is resign, change your name, keep your party affiliation to yourself, maybe manage a donut shop somewhere in Montana and drink heavily at night to forget.

Good talk.

kulturhack, 17 days ago to random

Poll posted by Mittens:

Cats are effing amazing

Cats should rule the world

Cats are gods to be worshipped

If you’re not a dog, please vote.

#TootsFromPets

kulturhack, 17 days ago to random

“DMYUVYKBDXWTIUM,UCZ UMBXHCXDVKKWEBXZSIIFJTBJBNM!”

#TootsFromPets

kulturhack, 19 days ago to random

“I Feel Impelled To Grasp Your Digits And Opposable Thumb”

—The Beatles

#SynonymASongOrPoem

kulturhack, 20 days ago to random

With the three tee shirts, one polo, an open, untucked button-down Oxford cloth and the waxed canvas barn jacket, no one does Serbo-Croatian drug lord like you, Steve Bannon.

#ComplimentAVillain

kulturhack, 20 days ago to random

You look less orange today, Donnie.

#ComplimentAVillain

kulturhack, 28 days ago to random

Anne Boleyn Of Green Gables

#TudorAFilmOrBook

kulturhack, 1 month ago to random

Fun fact: Take “1864”—the date of the theofascist territorial law that the Arizona Supreme Court just upheld—and swap the 8 and the 6, and then flip the 6, you have “1984”.

Just sayin…

kulturhack, 1 month ago to random

Arizona:

“Hey wait a minute! They’re sayin’ that Flordia has white theofascist government??

Here, hold my beer—total biological enslavement of women comin’ right up!”

kulturhack, 1 month ago to random

Let’s talk about set design.

On MSNBC’s Morning Joe, Scarborough and Mika are seemingly sitting on a three-sided portico with hanging lights that sports a surrounding balustrade.

The view is the Pennsylvania Avenue side of the White House. To the right and left are gardens.

This means Joe and Mika live in a palatial mansion in Lafayette Square, the portico of which blocks traffic on the street, and where the Treasury and Old Executive Office Building have been replaced by flowers.

So…yeah.

kulturhack, 1 month ago to random

The Full English Patient

—Michael Ondaatje

#BreakfastABookOrStory

kulturhack, 1 month ago to random

“Hi—last night I went to sleep with a giant seed pod under the bed, and this morning I’m not feeling like myself. I’m not going to be in today.”

#ExcusesForCallingOffWork

kulturhack, 1 month ago to random

In word association games, your instant response to “heirloom” is “tomatoes.”

#SignsYourAreAddictedToVegetables

kulturhack, 1 month ago to random

Dorrit

The failed, forgotten follow up to Oliver.

#LesserKnownBroadwayMusicals

kulturhack, 1 month ago to random

…Shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

#NeverHaveIEver

eyesquash, 1 month ago to random

I miss my Palm Pilot from 1999.

kulturhack, 1 month ago to random

“He sold the best pretzels in New York City—until he suddenly and tragically didn’t!”

Raiders Of The Lost Cart

#GoofOffAMovieOrBook

kulturhack, 1 month ago to random

“I want you
I need you
But there ain't no way I'm ever gonna love you
Now don't be sad
'Cause two out of three ain't bad”

—Meat Loaf / Jim Steinman

(Steinman’s songs are chockablock with awkward moments.)

#AwkwardMomentsASong

RickiTarr, 1 month ago to random

Whenever I see "art" like this I always have to zoom in, and make sure it's AI, because the thought of an artist actually putting in effort for something like this gives me indigestion.