expatteacher, to ukteachers
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Teacher: You have detention tomorrow at break time.

Student: Okay. See you then.

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Student arrives more than halfway through the detention

Teacher: Where have you been?

Student points to his mouth

Teacher: Hanging out in the school cafeteria is no excuse for skipping your detention. You'll have a makeup detention tomorrow.

Student: SERIOUSLY?!

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My blind student just told me, her deafblind teacher, that she is so glad we are reading a book with a blind main character in it for class. She said how nice it is to read stories with "people like me." Representation matters SO MUCH! #TeacherLife

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Principal: Hi. I'm looking for the new student, Susan.

Teacher: Yes, I told her about the afternoon snacks. Maybe she went to go get some toast and jam.

Principal: Uh, where's the food again?

Teacher: In...the cafeteria?

Principal: Oh, right! I'll go look for her there.

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Teacher: My room's heater is broken.

Manager: We don't have any other classrooms for you.

Teacher: What about that one, that one over there, or the other 4-5 free rooms?

Manager: As I said, go find somewhere else, like the public study room.

Teacher: You want me to teach my history lessons in a big, open public space where kids are running around, talking, and playing on their phones?

Manager: We don't have any other free classrooms.

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