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Principal: Hi. I'm looking for the new student, Susan.

Teacher: Yes, I told her about the afternoon snacks. Maybe she went to go get some toast and jam.

Principal: Uh, where's the food again?

Teacher: In...the cafeteria?

Principal: Oh, right! I'll go look for her there.

@edutooters

expatteacher, to ukteachers
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Teacher: My room's heater is broken.

Manager: We don't have any other classrooms for you.

Teacher: What about that one, that one over there, or the other 4-5 free rooms?

Manager: As I said, go find somewhere else, like the public study room.

Teacher: You want me to teach my history lessons in a big, open public space where kids are running around, talking, and playing on their phones?

Manager: We don't have any other free classrooms.

@edutooters

theappletree, to random German
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for all who celebrate! In my class, always is an important family ritual for many children and they are happy to let me take part in it. Towards the sunset, I receive photos and videos of the prepared food at home via the school platform, and once we broke the fast together at school at beautifully laid tables and with lanterns in the windows. The children also celebrate Christmas, Advent & Easter with the same enthusiasm!

expatteacher, to ukteachers
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Principal: We must continue to raise standards. Start giving more standardized exams to check student learning.

Department Heads: Got it!

-- Several weeks later --

Principal: Why are you printing so much?

DHs: You asked for more exams.

Principal: It's just too much paper and ink! But keep testing the kids!

DHs: Uh...

--- 2 weeks later ---

DHs: Why don't our printing codes work anymore? Did you cancel them?

Principal: Hahaha!

@edutooter

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infuriating local news today.

"The gender identity policy will allow teachers to forego a student's preferred pronouns or chosen name and only call them by their birth name, as provided by the student's parents.

The policy will also mandate teachers to inform a student's parents if the student is requesting to be called by a different name or pronoun."

this is violence.

https://www.wgal.com/article/south-western-school-district-proposed-policies-on-gender-identity-books/60017126

expatteacher, to ukteachers
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Principal: Don't park on the bridge.

Teachers & Parents: We don't.

Principal: Don't park on or near it. Try not to even drive on it!

T & P: Uh, what? How are we supposed to get to school?

Principal: The bridge is unsound, so just don't use it.

T & P: Maybe you should...fix it?

Principal: No.

@edutooters @edutooter

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Maybe the cutest photo yet??

What do you think?? 🤔🤩

meganisalanis, to kevin
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Kevin seemed determined not to let me get a clear photo of him with his mural this morning.... but perseverance paid off 🤩

seanwithwords, to random
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high school field trip today. our 8th graders visit our two high school buildings to check out the electives and other courses they can select when they are promoted to 9th grade next year

it's a busy day. lots of walking. LOTS of overstimulation. one of our ND students asked to walk with my group bc they feel safe with me, and I'm grateful that I've made that space

I got my fidgets, mantras, earplugs, and we're ready to go!

elemedu, to ukteachers

Isaac Asimov once said, 'Self-education is the only kind of education.' As teachers, our mission is to facilitate this process. Let's empower our students to become lifelong learners. 📚💪

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seanwithwords, to random
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I am completely on track with grading all student work! This is really important to me, especially early in the year, because I want kids to know how I grade, and I want them to make meaningful connections between the work we do in class and the grades they receive

I'm also maintaining loose lesson plans one week out, and my day-to-day prep is manageable

my personal emotions are a fucking mess rn, but at least work isn't making things worse


MechaVsKaiju, to random
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New school year? New Chuck Taylors! The difference 30 years later is I need special insoles to save my feet!

nrohluap, to random
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All the teachers in So Cal be like “The Hurricane isn’t working! Send in the earthquakes!”

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expatteacher,
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@MartinVuilleme Both of those are definitely true in my experience.

What I'm always afraid of are admins that go to a third step and say: "You went against the policy and our explicit instructions."

In the case of the story above, I can see the poor teacher being yelled at for using loose sheets of paper or asking the kids to bring in their own notebooks.

@edutooters

expatteacher, to ukteachers
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Hello fellow 😀

It's already Thursday, and the week has flown by.

Beyond your usual lessons, marking, and emails, what else do you have lined up for today? Collaborating with colleagues? Planning an exciting project for your students? I'm all ears!

helder, to random

RT @CaptW0nd3r
Teachers don't groom, indoctrinate, or manipulate.

We teach kids how to be critical thinkers so they can decide for themselves. We open their eyes to possibilities and options.

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