I demand the server overlords of chaosfem give me werewolf and bisexual emojis!!! I will be shitposting until they give into my demands! And probably also after they give into my demands!
Warning to all: I am a bicanthrope. Yes, my bisexuality is a phase...like the moon. I become horny for plethoras of genders as the full moon waxes and will randomly thirst over thembos, hunks, and adorable dudes that I was nonplussed about the week before.
BEWARE: If I bite you, you too will become cursed with bicanthropy and become a libidinous disaster. I suggest polyamory and attending an orgy or two. 😉
Okay, so people often assume that Vampires are bisexual because they suck everybody and live so long you assume they'd try everything at least once.
...but why do we not assume all werewolves and lycanthropes are bisexual? They are also immortal, are willing to eat anybody, and are a metaphor for giving into one's passions and sinful instincts...so basically A METAPHOR FOR BISEXUAL STEREOTYPES!?!
This is bi erasure once more! I demand we recognize that lycanthropes can be bicanthropes!