#Orgasms release chemicals which are good for your body and brain, and move your blood and muscles in a health-promoting way: orgasms promote #heart function and #BloodFlow and #BloodPressure!
#Ejaculation, male and female, releases substances being stored in the body long-term, keeping seminal and vaginal fluids fresh and flowing, flushing out stale stuff and toxins, preventing everything from overgrowths and #UTI to #ProstateCancer!
MASTURBATION IS GOOD FOR YOU! Don't let people lie and tell you otherwise! Remember that #NoFap is an #AntiScience cult!
Please, for your own good, masturbate: your body literally evolved to have regular release!
I'd like to recall a prayer from our dearly departed favorite comedian #georgecarlin, but only the part where everyone can jump in and get a little for themselves. #god, if you are really here in #Mastodon ..oh Lord, please make all our #penises larger and girthier than absolutely necessary, 6 inches to start but 8 inches average. For the #feminine folk among us, give us big #boobs that just float weightlessly and never sag. We ask for #orgasms that last hours with friction free action, amen 🙏