mwl, to Rats
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The last thing your eyeball sees before it gets licked.

mwl, to Rats
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Halloumi's plan: hide in the box and hope Tuesday misses him.

eondraws, to Rats
mwl, to Rats
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Why do we call Doolan the Patron Saint of Whiskers? Well...

mwl, to Rats
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All the guys came out for finger inspection this morning. I guess they don't trust each other's skills?

Egoplacebo, to random
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Rats eating yoghurt. You're welcome.

#RatsOfMastodon
#PetRats

(Blaize - grey hood, Tayla - Apricot hood, Speck - white with black spot),

3 rats eating yoghurt from a small dish on a big wooden table. A structure made from boxes is in the background, which they emerge from

mwl, to Rats
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mwl, to Rats
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Rat Service is not available today.

mwl, to Rats
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Doolan, listening to Betelgeuse Public Radio via his whiskers.

(BPR from the star, of course. Both inhabited planets succumbed to Capitalism centuries ago, and are still trying to rediscover public utilities.)

mwl, to Rats
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Croghan, the Big Man, contemplating the lands beyond his empire.

mwl, to Rats
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Yesterday was lovely. The windows were open and we got all the Smells.

Today, it's cold and rainy and miserable.

Surely this is the thumb-beast's fault.

Bard, to Rats

This World Rat Day I'd like to spotlight our very first pair of pet rats: Jack and Reiji.

For a while after starting to live together Naz and I started playing with the idea of owning rats since she used to have some as a child. We decided we would consider it after we moved into our second house, but losing my job during Covid made that plan fall through. So once lockdown was over we decided we needed some joy and just went for it anyway.

Jack and Reiji were brothers, and they really loved us a lot. Reiji was quite boisterous and adventurous, whereas Jack was a bit lazier and preferred just sitting around relaxing. Apart from some hormonal aggression in Reiji that we neutered out of him they got along just great.

Reiji suffered some kind of neurological issue that slowly paralyzed his body starting from the hind legs, and we sadly lost him in June 2022. We eventually got Zack and Taro to keep Jack company, but it didn't work out, and we think he was pining after his brother frankly. He passed away suddenly in August of the same year after failing to integrate with the new boys. Not a day goes by that I don't remember these two and all the joy they gave us when the world was a really scary place.

mwl, to Rats
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The guys say hi.

mwl, to Rats
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Doolan hereby declares today a misfire. You are all to return to bed and try again tomorrow.

mwl,
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Doolan declares that Tuesday is also canceled. One more day like this and the week is flat-out fired.

mwl,
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Good news!

Doolan is allowing Wednesday, on a probationary basis.

mwl, to Rats
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Halloumi would like to know why I'm clearing snow instead of Treating The Rat.

mwl, to Rats
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Croghan has a new box, and is not coming out.

mwl, to Rats
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I can't share videos on this instance, so let's do this the hard way.

Doolan requires pets.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GS7OL-_D9zE

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Halloumi is existing again.

mwl, to Rats
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Doolan has heard of that "dignity" thing, and wants nothing to do with it.

mwl, to Rats
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"Hello! Have you heard of our lord and savior Cheeses?"

eondraws, to Rats
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Doolan says your nose requires boops. He'll probably inspect your sinuses while he's at it. No need to thank him, it's just another service he provides.

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Prepare yourself for Squeak From Above.

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