SergKoren, 5 months ago to writing “When did you become so boring?” “When I married you.” #writing #throwawayline
“When did you become so boring?”
“When I married you.”
#writing #throwawayline
SergKoren, 7 months ago to writing “Winter comes. So does the Stillness.” #writing #throwawayline
“Winter comes. So does the Stillness.”
SergKoren, 8 months ago to writing “There is a difference between cheese fries and cheesy fries.” #writing #slogan #throwawayline
“There is a difference between cheese fries and cheesy fries.”
#writing #slogan #throwawayline
SergKoren, 7 months ago to writing “You’re running out of time.” “We all are.” #writing #throwawayline
“You’re running out of time.” “We all are.”
SergKoren, 7 months ago to writing “It’s Thanksgiving and you’re the turkey.” #writing #throwawayline
“It’s Thanksgiving and you’re the turkey.”
SergKoren, 2 months ago to writing “He lived by the code. He died by the code. He was a COBOL programmer.” #writing #throwawayline
“He lived by the code. He died by the code. He was a COBOL programmer.”
SergKoren, 18 days ago to writing “The days of when a criminal declares, ‘It’s a fair cop!’, are over. Marketing and politics has taught us all that we can sell our story or hallucinatory truth.” #writing #throwawayline
“The days of when a criminal declares, ‘It’s a fair cop!’, are over. Marketing and politics has taught us all that we can sell our story or hallucinatory truth.”
SergKoren, 1 month ago to writing “What’s one truth that your parents taught you?” “Never trust your parents.” #writing #throwawayline
“What’s one truth that your parents taught you?”
“Never trust your parents.”
SergKoren, 9 days ago to writing “How would you like that cooked?” “Medium-well.” “You don’t want it perfect? I think we can manage.” #writing #throwawayline
“How would you like that cooked?”
“Medium-well.”
“You don’t want it perfect? I think we can manage.”
SergKoren, 9 days ago to writing “We tried delivering your life, but no one was home.” #writing #throwawayline
“We tried delivering your life, but no one was home.”
SergKoren, 11 days ago to writing “He shook his head. ‘The closest thing you have to a bookshelf is your fridge. Even your pantry is bare.’” #writing #throwawayline
“He shook his head. ‘The closest thing you have to a bookshelf is your fridge. Even your pantry is bare.’”
SergKoren, 14 days ago to writing “She got high smoking chicken.” #writing #throwawayline
“She got high smoking chicken.”
SergKoren, 18 days ago to writing “Dak Armstrong: Keeping the World Safe From Stupidity. Call for rats.” #writing #throwawayline
“Dak Armstrong: Keeping the World Safe From Stupidity. Call for rats.”
SergKoren, 18 days ago to writing “Captain Ouer, you have been charged with mutiny on the high seas. You will be tried by a jury of your piers.” #writing #throwawayline
“Captain Ouer, you have been charged with mutiny on the high seas. You will be tried by a jury of your piers.”
SergKoren, 14 days ago to writing “He was on a shrimp roll.” #writing #throwawayline
“He was on a shrimp roll.”
SergKoren, 30 days ago to writing The gazebo on the lake held a dark secret. It always wished it housed a secret missle silo.” #writing #throwawayline
The gazebo on the lake held a dark secret. It always wished it housed a secret missle silo.”
SergKoren, 9 days ago to writing “I part my hair in the middle.” “You seem to have overdone it.” #writing #throwawayline
“I part my hair in the middle.”
“You seem to have overdone it.”
SergKoren, 30 days ago to writing “You’re very smart.” “Thank you. I’ve never been told I’m intelligent.” “No. I meant your outfit is cool.” #writing #throwawayline
“You’re very smart.”
“Thank you. I’ve never been told I’m intelligent.”
“No. I meant your outfit is cool.”
SergKoren, 11 days ago to writing “Are you resigned to your job? No. I quit.” #writing #throwawayline #vocabulary
“Are you resigned to your job?
No. I quit.”
#writing #throwawayline #vocabulary
SergKoren, 27 days ago to writing “There are 52 in a pack of lies.” #writing #throwawayline
“There are 52 in a pack of lies.”
SergKoren, 11 days ago to writing “Do you have a friend who keeps trying to kill you?” “Um, no.” “Would you like one?” #writing #throwawayline
“Do you have a friend who keeps trying to kill you?”
“Um, no.”
“Would you like one?”
SergKoren, 26 days ago to writing “Life is a niche product.” #writing #throwawayline
“Life is a niche product.”
SergKoren, 14 days ago to writing “Her alcohol broke on Mother’s Day.” #writing #throwawayline
“Her alcohol broke on Mother’s Day.”
SergKoren, 24 days ago to writing “He sat deep in thought as he braided his nose hairs.” #writing #throwawayline
“He sat deep in thought as he braided his nose hairs.”
SergKoren, 1 month ago to writing “What are you doing?” “I’m smiling at you.” “Stop it!” “Why?” “You’re creeping me out.” “You haven’t seen how creepy I can be.” #writing #throwawayline
“What are you doing?”
“I’m smiling at you.”
“Stop it!”
“Why?”
“You’re creeping me out.”
“You haven’t seen how creepy I can be.”