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“We have to be careful.”
“Why?”
“We are in gnome-man’s land.”
#writing #throwawayline

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“When night falls it shatters your mind. Fear the darkness.”

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“He danced with abandon, which left him alone.”

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“He sat deep in thought as he braided his nose hairs.”

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“Do not boil over when you can simmer.

Do not simmer when you can steam.

Do not steam when you can go out.

The best cook knows when to take a breath.”

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“Humans value plastic plants and fruits above the real thing. Why else would they populate their homes with these objects, rather than preserving the natural wonder of their world?”

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“I’ve got a full house, aces and twos. What do you have, pardner?”

“Four live chickens, and two of them are loaded.”

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“Dak Armstrong: Keeping the World Safe From Stupidity. Call for rats.”

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“I part my hair in the middle.”

“You seem to have overdone it.”

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“How would you like that cooked?”

“Medium-well.”

“You don’t want it perfect? I think we can manage.”

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“We tried delivering your life, but no one was home.”

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“Are you resigned to your job?

No. I quit.”

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“You’re very smart.”

“Thank you. I’ve never been told I’m intelligent.”

“No. I meant your outfit is cool.”

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“He shook his head. ‘The closest thing you have to a bookshelf is your fridge. Even your pantry is bare.’”

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“Life is a niche product.”

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“There are 52 in a pack of lies.”

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“Do you have a friend who keeps trying to kill you?”

“Um, no.”

“Would you like one?”

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The gazebo on the lake held a dark secret. It always wished it housed a secret missle silo.”

#writing #throwawayline

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“She got high smoking chicken.”

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“Captain Ouer, you have been charged with mutiny on the high seas. You will be tried by a jury of your piers.”

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“Her alcohol broke on Mother’s Day.”

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“The days of when a criminal declares, ‘It’s a fair cop!’, are over. Marketing and politics has taught us all that we can sell our story or hallucinatory truth.”

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“He was on a shrimp roll.”

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“What’s one truth that your parents taught you?”

“Never trust your parents.”

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“What are you doing?”

“I’m smiling at you.”

“Stop it!”

“Why?”

“You’re creeping me out.”

“You haven’t seen how creepy I can be.”

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