@Bard@transfem.social

Bard

@Bard@transfem.social

UK-based, 36y/o. Pansexual soft creature, he/him.
Some kind of AMAB genderqueer... thing.

https://pronouns.cc/@HylianBard

Ask me things! https://retrospring.net/@Bard

Gaming enthusiast, anime aficionado and proud rat dad.

Monogamous. Married to @Naz

Trans rights are human rights. We should improve society somewhat.

"Bard is one of my favourite brothers" -@yassie_j
"gotta break a few Bards to make an omelette" -https://transfem.social/@vivianers
"The Yuri supply is apparently one of my hallmarks." -@Bard
"if anyone said “continue to collect anime girls that make me go doki-doki” I would cringe, but when you say it, it sounds cool" -@yassie_j
"you do the funnys and you care about people" -https://transfem.social/@BlahajBlast
"you make me feel up when I'm down" -@Sparky
"The Cute Purple Creature" -@vaelfonia

Backup alt account: @Bard

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Bard, to random

Herbal sleepy pills (legal) consumed. I hope the only thing that keeps me awake tonight is my own brain. Goodnight!

binbows, to random
@binbows@labyrinth.zone avatar

reminder:
you should block/mute/unfollow people who make you feel uncomfortable, make you feel horrible about yourself, feel weird to see on your timeline, etc. there is no shame in it.

ALSO IF YOU’RE A MINORS DNI ACCOUNT THEN DON’T INTERACT WITH THIS POST (OR ME IN GENERAL) IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM!!!

Bard,

@binbows How do I boost a post multiple times in succession?

Bard,

@binbows (You also don't owe anyone an explanation, justification, or even mention of it happening. Look after yourself first and foremost)

Bard, to random

Protip: Don't talk to adults the same way you would talk to your children.

Actually, while we're here, you probably shouldn't talk to children that way either.

Bard, to random

Have you tried... not being a bigot?

Bard, to random

I really need to think about spinning up a new introduction post...

MsHearthWitch, to random
@MsHearthWitch@wandering.shop avatar

I washed, dried AND put away all of my laundry ON THE SAME DAY. I would like a parade now please.

#MySlowLife

Bard,

@MsHearthWitch Do you offer lessons on how to master this skill?

Bard, to random

Gender as a service

Bard, to random

Please don't steal my gender; I haven't figured out what it is yet. I wouldn't know what to put on the "Missing" posters.

Bard,

@KaitlynEthylia Ahahahaha... Wouldn't it be funny if I just became a girl? ​:Luzie_Smug:​

Bard,

@puppygirlhornypost @KaitlynEthylia Not yet. Not even close ​:02smug:​

Bard,

@puppygirlhornypost @KaitlynEthylia I legit don't really know what I meant by that. It just came out...

Bard,

@KaitlynEthylia @puppygirlhornypost Collapses into a singularity of denial and backtracking if observed for too long.

Bard, to random

You don't need to follow that many woem.men users. You will learn of the rest of them in time ​:blobcat3c:​

Bard, to random

Happy birthday @puniko!

Bard, to random

How to stop unconsciously walking too fast when wearing skirt [検索]

Bard, to random

Good morning everyone. I think I slept forever ​:menheratired:​

Bard,

@MagicLike I woke up and chose more sleep ​:blobcat3c:​

It's chill, I still need the extra rest frankly

Bard, to JapaneseMusic

I don't see the hashtag anymore, but it's . And I wanted to remind everyone that BanG Dream: It's MyGO!!!!! was really bloody good actually.

https://youtu.be/Vj8XeqN--5E

Bard, to random

This. This right here. This is all the evidence you should need to fucking stop all of this stuff.

RE: https://labyrinth.zone/objects/f3c1c9ce-de09-4ba0-8545-ac742ae8555d

Bard, to random

Good morning Fedi lovelies.

neatchee, to manga
@neatchee@urusai.social avatar

I'm so glad Ruri Dragon is releasing chapters again because omfg socially awkward dragon girl moe must protecc!!!! :meguminbaka: :RemShy:

Bard,

@neatchee Thank you for reminding me about this! I saw it pop up on Shonen Jump a week ago and only just learned about the hiatus. I've been meaning to try it out

Bard, to random

Good morning my darlings ​:dbl_paw:​

Bard, to random

Fuck it, we ball.

MsHearthWitch, to Tolkien
@MsHearthWitch@wandering.shop avatar

If I was a character in Middle Earth I'd love to believe I would be a beautiful, ethereal elven woman with the gift of the Sight.

Truth is, I'd be the fat, happy hobbit lady running the local tavern with the best fucking beer, stew, bread and Tabaco in the Shire (and beyond)

#AboutMe #Tolkien #RealLifeHobbit

Bard,

@MsHearthWitch We all want to be elves in our teens, but once we settle properly into adulthood we come to realise that it's the Hobbits that absolute have life figured out.

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