Binder

Binder, 23 days ago to random

“What’s stopping you from ditching $msft?”

My sister in FOSS, have you even heard of UX?

Binder, 11 days ago to random

Hey, did Huey Lewis ever score that new drug or

Binder, 18 days ago to random

For my money, the most impactful scene in The Great Gatsby is in the denouement where she says “truly, he was a great gatsby” & what’s-his-name retorts: no, Daisy, he was THE great gatsby.”

I still get chills

Binder, 18 days ago to random

Linux doesn’t need to change to win the desktop wars. It just needs to hold steady while Windows shits itself to death trying to swallow AI.

Binder, 14 days ago to random

DNA stands for Do Not Answer.

Binder, 18 days ago to random

Neighbor told me he’s pleasantly surprised that I’m still alive, in case you needed a sense of what my vibe is like irl

Binder, 16 days ago to random

It used to be: on the internet, no one knows that you are a dog.

Now, on the fediverse: no one knows that you Are. Full stop.

Binder, 19 days ago to random

Finally, a mustard worthy of attending the royal ball w/ me

Binder, 19 days ago to random

Carefully generating all TLS certs to expire in 2038

Binder, 4 days ago to random

My girlfriend shared this meme w/ me & I’ve never been angrier about being angered by a meme.

Binder, 16 days ago to random

Len is my favorite band named for an Excel function, narrowly beating out trim()

Binder, 19 days ago to random

I've decided that the details aren't important but add another "Fuck PG&E" to this morning's stack of spite.

Binder, 10 days ago to random

“My views do not represent my employer” but for Homo Sapiens.

Binder, 19 days ago to random

That doesn't really narrow it down, ya ding dongs

Binder, 19 days ago (edited 19 days ago) to random

I eat a lot of French-style cuisine, by which I mean: nibbling on a block of cheese for simply hours a day.

Binder, 10 days ago to random

A shit so noxious that I toss a little apology note to the wastewater treatment plant w/ the second flush.

Binder, 5 days ago to random

Oh crap, I just remembered.

It's a work day.

Binder, 11 days ago to random

I’m about to be brutally eviscerated in a meeting, anybody need me to grab them anything while I’m there?

Binder, 7 days ago to random

Men will literally burn down a rainforest to avoid giving an artist $20 to draw an image.

Binder, 16 days ago to random

Stop looking in my direction w/e anyone says “fat fingering” at work challenge 2024

Binder, 10 days ago to random

So utterly bereft of imagination this morning that I’m logging on to work early.

Binder, 10 days ago to random

Tesla’s Oops All Crumple Zones commitment to engineering.

Binder, 10 days ago to random

“Wait, they’re real? Not just some kind of internet prank?”- Iowan friend seeing their first CyberTruck in the wild.

Binder, 8 days ago to random

Random scheduler for squabbles: SpatRoulette

Binder, 8 days ago to random

Tfw I fucked up & now the auditors refuse to meet w/ us if I don’t show up to entertain them.