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DivineKestrel, to random
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So, my original vaginoplasty consult was with OHSU, which is an amazing hospital and where I wanted to go. But the consult was in two months.

On a whim, I decided to set a consult with another doctor. I now have a vagina two months before the original consult.

Just as a point of reference people: A 20 month wait for a consult and another 20+ month surgery wait was avoided by looking around.

This falls into the "It can't hurt to look around" category.

DivineKestrel,
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@Impossible_PhD @NicolaElle does she do remote consults?!

Impossible_PhD,
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@DivineKestrel @NicolaElle Thaaaaaat... is a good question. I know other doctors at their gender affirming clinic have done in the past.

DivineKestrel, to random
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*On the phone with the VA, using the femme voice that gets coded femme by people who don't know me.

"Can we have the veterans name."

"Okay, the name you have on file is – but my name is Terra. I'm trying to update my name and sex on record, that's why I'm calling."

"I see your record now. What can we do for you today, sir?"

"Well, it's ma'am."

"Ma'am, yes, I'm sorry about that sir."

"I'm not a sir. Can you confirm that you have the paperwork I sent to update my record."

"Give me one moment to check that sir."

"Ma'am."

"Yes, of course, just one moment…"

*Fast forward 10 minutes, where they say they have everything, but are 'working on it,' so I can't get updated docs. 🤦‍♀️​

"Is there anything else I can help you with, sir?"

"OMG I'm not a sir, no."

"Thank you for calling the VA, sir, have a nice day."

*Terra throws a table into the wall

DivineKestrel, to random
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The Oregon Employement Department not only denied my medical leave claim because of a paperwork error they made, now they denied my unemployment benefits because of an issue they won't even show me. I fucking hate them so much right now.

JoscelynTransient,
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@DivineKestrel the fuck? I hate how so many of these systems are set up to make a hard time so much worse.

When I was fired back in 2022, my former employer wasn't clear when asked if they fired me and that led to my initial claim being denied. It sucked so much

DivineKestrel, to random
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"Way too much blood!"

*BUZZZ

"Terra"

"What is coming out of my vagina?"

"That is correct."

"I'll take 'things I never thought I'd say' for $800"

*SIRENS

"And that is the daily double"

Impossible_PhD,
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@DivineKestrel Oh jeez, Terra. Are you okay?

DivineKestrel, to random
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If you are in management in any public agency anywhere, I urge you to research your current public records laws before installing Windows 11. Because that is absolutely terrifying from a public records perspective.

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024/05/microsofts-new-recall-feature-will-record-everything-you-do-on-your-pc/

Willow,
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@DivineKestrel or if you work with kids, or behavioral health, or medical, or or or.

JoscelynTransient,
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@Willow @DivineKestrel Yeah, I'm bringing this up to our staff meeting on Thursday for TFSS. This is not safe for our clients.

DivineKestrel, to random
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You know the management book I want to read? I've never seen it. The title would be something like "Hug your team" and it would be a feminine view of your team as a teacher helping their class of children succeed.

"Embrace the suck" is a shitty message to hear from a manager.

"How can I help you be happy" is the message we should be sending.

Dani,
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@DivineKestrel "Shareholders Will Fuck Us Anyway: A Guide To Managing in the 21st Century"

DivineKestrel, to random
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I love thinking about what @kelidanovus is doing right now.

…well… not what she's doing right now, because that's just sleeping. But…

It makes me so happy…

Dani,
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@DivineKestrel @kelidanovus The yearning is strong here. 🥺

DivineKestrel, to random
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Trans folk,

Have you had a one-on-one meeting/dinner/coffee/whatever with a cis friend from prior to your transition where that meeting was NOT primarily focused on you explaining yourself and your transition?

I'm trying to think of one. And I can't. I can't think of a single one.

Dani,
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@DivineKestrel actually yea, but he and I have a mutual friend who did this 20 years ago

DivineKestrel, to random
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My surgeon: your vagina will not be self lubricating, don't expect any moisture.

My vagina: 🌊🌊🌊

twipped,
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@DivineKestrel mine hasn’t even been inverted yet and it self lubricates so much that my wife notices it. I swear its just doctors trying to cover their asses.

DivineKestrel, to random
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I still can't believe I walked into a hospital, took off my clothes, laid down on a bed, went to sleep, woke up with no dick, got out of bed, put my clothes on, and walked out of the hospital with a full-on vagina.

What the actual…

twipped,
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@DivineKestrel you make that sound a whole lot leas complicated than it actually was 🤣🤣

DivineKestrel, to random
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Cis woman who has not seen me in several months:

Terra… Wow… I mean… you look… great! Just wow.

(This was not ironic. It was heartfelt and legitimate enough I kind of wonder if she's bi.)

🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Impossible_PhD,
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@DivineKestrel Compliments from blown-away cis gals are the best.

DivineKestrel, to random
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Okay, look, I'm not asking for much, here.

A collar, wrist and ankle restraints, maybe a spreader bar if there's one hanging around…

…and a woman's hand… hovering slowly, barely a hair's distance above my vulva.

I mean, is that too much to ask for? Come on!

Dani,
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@DivineKestrel That seems reasonable!

DivineKestrel, to random
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Have you tried unplugging me and then plugging me again?

twipped,
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@DivineKestrel is this an anal sex joke?

DivineKestrel, to random
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Suzie Plakson as the Klingon K'Ehleyr is so fucking hot.

Dani,
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@DivineKestrel Yeeeees

DivineKestrel, to random
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Child: Some of this asparagus is good!

Mom: The tops are better than the bottoms and the skinny ones are better than the fat ones. So it'd be perfect to only eat the skinny tops.

Me: Things would be perfect if I could eat all the fat bottoms.

Mom: Terra…

Me: Sorry.

twipped,
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@DivineKestrel Narrator: “She was not, infact, sorry.”

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