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JavaScript nerd.
Author of The Gender Dysphoria Bible.
You might know me as "Curvy and Trans"

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I’ve been playing a new save, on Venus. Tonight while digging, I accidentally let atmosphere into a cave that I’d only closed off from my base with an iron wall. The wall burst, filling my base with 400°C CO2.

That temperature spike caused a nitrogen tank to overheat and explode. The blast wrecked my entire power grid and oxygen cooling system, venting all my O2 to the outside.

It’s gonna take a lot of deaths from asphyxiation before I’m able to buy more from a trader.

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Ya love to see it.

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@muxelplexer it was actually a pretty easy PR, only three files had changes that weren’t total deletions

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This does not work the way I thought it would…

I was expecting something like lip balm, but instead it’s more like deodorant.

I do not recommend putting it on your armpits, tho.

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Covid is still more dangerous than the flu.
Why aren’t pharmacies pushing annual covid shots like they push the flu vaccine?

(This is a rhetorical question)

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I raised this point with my manager while explaining why I could not attend the company all-hands event in Texas. It doesn’t matter that the bathroom bill died in congress, or that the drag bill was overturned, MAGAs will act as if they haven’t, and the cops will defend them.
https://social.treehouse.systems/@ariadne/112379421146389567

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watching attack of the clones

why do i do this to myself ;)

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@brooke it’s worth knowing that Palpatine owned that entire building, all 6 kilometers of it.

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@brooke the sith sabers were constructed from a red kyber crystal that was more prevalent on the planets they controlled. Fun fact, the reason Kylo Ren’s saber had that flared lookis because he couldn’t find unfractured versions of those crystals any more

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if you can’t make your own estrogen store bought is fine

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@starshine @riley instructions unclear, bought a pharmacy

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This was three years before grimes left him to date a trans woman, and his own trans daughter severed contact with him over his transphobia. He offered to buy twitter a month after those events.

Twitter didn’t change him, Elon’s LGBTQ pride was only ever makeup that he wore when it served him, just like every other supremacist.
https://mastodon.de/@ErikUden/112377869285276613

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Doll that doesn't speak but has a little thermal printer and excitedly hands you little pieces of paper with notes on them ​:pleading_cat_collar_love:​

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@phos @desiree nickname her Polaroid

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Cursed brain decides at 10:05pm that it wants Arbys and there isn’t an Arbys for like twenty miles.

Fuck you, Brain, you get nothing.

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We just watched Mitchells vs the Machines, which if you haven't seen is very enjoyable, but near the end of the movie I made a comment about how the movie had a very similar feel to the Spiderverse films.

Spouse scoffed and said "they're nothing alike!"

I WAS FUCKING RIGHT! ITS THE SAME WRITERS AND PRODUCER

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I'm a bit frustrated with Android at the moment, I've spent hours tonight trying to upgrade the Pixelfed app to the latest RN version (and the tons of deps we use)

I'm nearly there, I can feel it... 😅

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@dansup this exact experience is why I haven’t returned to react native. I largely enjoyed the development experience, but dependency updates broke the app every damn time.

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Is there a good, well-argued article on why OOP is a good fit for UI code? I've heard this talked about many times, but want to read something meaty from an experienced dev who has seriously considered alternatives to OOP

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@rain @astraluma I would say that React’s switch from class components to functional components is a fairly good case for this. It significantly reduced complexity, thabks to react hooks giving us a better way to manage state

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@nikitonsky honey, if you’re going to reduce a system to the layer it abstracts, then you need to collapse the entire waveform.

Everything is ISA
@rain @astraluma

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@nikitonsky my original reply was about react component implementation, which largely required class construction prior to react 16 and was thus entirely OOP. With the introduction of react hooks it became possibly to do the vast majority of components using entirely functional programming. The vast majority of components do not interact directly with the DOM, there is no OOP involved.

What happens below that abstraction isn’t relevant to the discussion.
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So back in August my employer tried to FedEx me a macbook and it vanished -- in that the FedEx tracking page still shows it as "We have your package" at the origin facility (amusingly, it still shows as "on time").

On Friday, it suddenly popped up in my Jamf inventory -- someone wiped it and it automatically enrolled via Apple Business Manager.

So, what is an enterprising Jamf Administrator to do? ...besides the obvious "just lock it".

Wrong answers only.

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@ojensen cron job that tells applescript to speak “This computer is stolen” every five minutes at maximum volume

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Our house has a really old pool, like 20+ years old, built from a premade fiberglass form. There’s no bottom drain on the pool, so you have to keep the vacuum robot running all the time.

The pool guy doesn’t know this and keeps changing the pump schedule so the pump only runs for 8 hours. Well, this is what happens when you do that. He’s gonna be in for a surprise today. Enjoy your scrubbing, dude!

I put a sign on the pump to not fuck with it.

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why does the Thunderbird front page look like it's a GitHub product :neocat_woozy:

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@pixel @rysiek I mean….

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@pixel @rysiek marketers love to pick a theme and stick with it

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Yeah this is actually a good idea. We’re doing something vaguely similar in Metro Vancouver to power garbage trucks.
https://mastodon.social/@verge/112365758108847924

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@asmallteapot it’s all well and good until a sinkhole full of shit opens up under LA

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Apparently Apple added some hidden feature in macOS Sonoma that makes the music app invisibly lower the volume if the microphone picks up what it thinks is dialog, and nobody can seem to figure out how to turn it off...

Pissing me off, my music suddenly drops out if I cough.

https://discussions.apple.com/thread/254881305?sortBy=best

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Macintoshes IIsi, Performa 6360, and Quadra 605.

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@NanoRaptor sometimes I miss my performa 6200. Which is weird, because it was a piece of shit. But it was my piece of shit.

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They just don't put thought into design like they used to.

The longer you look, the calmer you feel.

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@elemenoh @NanoRaptor you should ask it what era

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