Donnywholovedbowling

@Donnywholovedbowling@lemmy.world

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Donnywholovedbowling,

As a millennial who has worked in an office for the last 17 years, Office Space just doesn’t miss. Gets better every time I see something that should be satire happen at work.

Donnywholovedbowling, (edited )

That thread just got worse and worse. Windshield was dirty, panels smudged with something. A rubber seal was loose and flapping in the wind. A PANEL!!! flew off while driving home, but it stayed in the bed so it was fine (?). Still loves the truck… Sunk cost fallacy at work

Donnywholovedbowling,

Almost guarantee she’s taken more shots to the face

Donnywholovedbowling,

Oh you took off the “They Live” glasses. Rookie mistake

Donnywholovedbowling,

Is that John Mullaney dressed as Woody on the set of blazing saddles?

Donnywholovedbowling,

I like this but I think it would be better without the text box in the last panel. Let the viewer get the joke.

Stupid nitpick from a guy that can’t write jokes or draw so take it with a grain of salt but great work regardless!

Donnywholovedbowling,

Love bitburner. I have a tiered hacking script I’ve written that distributes itself to all hacked servers and manages their cash whilst extracting the max amount. Great game 10/10

Donnywholovedbowling,

I can vibe with you on spaghetti - I dig it but you’re probably not as wrong as you think.

Burritos however… my brother or sister in Christ, you pick what goes in them. If they suck you need to up your ingredient game. Simple as.

Donnywholovedbowling,

This reads like a copypasta, reminds me of this classic

Own a musket for home defense, since that’s what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. “What the devil?” As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he’s dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it’s smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, “Tally ho lads” the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

Donnywholovedbowling,

The real joke is the ceo admitting fault. You can always blame “the market”, “inflation” and “lackluster employee performance”!

Donnywholovedbowling,

I don’t envy the person whose job it is to shove that in every orifice in the kingdom to find out where it fits perfectly

Donnywholovedbowling,

This looks promising… After all, hexagons are the bestagons

Donnywholovedbowling,

Didn’t we know about this? Or was that another sea creature I’m thinking of?

The public doesn’t understand the risks of a Trump victory. That’s the media’s fault (www.theguardian.com)

The press must get across to American citizens the crucial importance of this election and the dangers of a Trump win. They don’t need to surrender their journalistic independence to do so or be “in the tank” for Biden or anyone else....

Donnywholovedbowling,

Oh, you didn’t know? There’s a huge dome encasing the entire (flat) earth, and its edges are in Antarctica. Because that’s where the edge of the earth is. Antarctica is a huge ice wall that keeps all the water in, which just makes global warming much worse 😂

Donnywholovedbowling,

Yeah but the USA also completed a highly complex multi-stage landing on Mars without a crash so I think they could do the moon if they wanted to

Donnywholovedbowling,

I didn’t know David Mitchell married Melania at some point

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