@EeveeEuphoria@translunar.academy
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EeveeEuphoria

@EeveeEuphoria@translunar.academy

⚠️ I AM A FUCKING FREAK ⚠️
i'm a CSA survivor who's absolutely pro-fiction, and a teenager age regressor (body is adult)! you were warned bucko. anyways i'm cute and funny :3c

i'm ibly/jasmine, i'm a queer 2X y/o artist who makes gay furry art. find out more about me on my Webbed Site

btw i'm also plural, most of my headmates don't come out to talk, but the most common one that does is 🐁 Ky

this is my main account, my alt for my art is @EeveeEuphoria :3c

all software is evil.

READ THE BLOG LINK IN MY BIO BEFORE FOLLOWING! DM ME SAYING YOU READ IT, OR YOU'RE NOT GETTING IN! thx 4 understanding <3
also, please don't follow if you're a minor.

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yassie_j, to random
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My biggest regret is not investing in real estate when I was 12 years old during the 2008 financial crisis

EeveeEuphoria,
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@yassie_j i simply should've invested in bitcoin when i was 11 smh my head

astrid, to random
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sock

EeveeEuphoria,
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@astrid just the one

EeveeEuphoria, to random
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read this post to gay

EeveeEuphoria, to random
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if i had time travel i'd go back in time and fucking kill reagan

i swear everything bad in this country can be traced back to him

even, for some fucking reason, an invasive fish species that we can't get rid of

nano, to random
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animals cuddling are the best

EeveeEuphoria,
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@nano what if.... what if we were animals...... and we.....

EeveeEuphoria, to random
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but here’s the biter :neopossum_nom_blob_nervous:

EeveeEuphoria, to random
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personally i think you need to be held and petted

EeveeEuphoria, to random
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problematic possum

EeveeEuphoria, to random
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welp, nintendo finally did it, they shut down the servers

on the plus side, pretendo has been harboring an exploit that they have now revealed to the world, you can use a patchless exploit on the wii u to connect to pretendo's servers!

https://pretendo.network/blog/4-8-24
https://pretendo.network/docs/install/wiiu

EeveeEuphoria, to random
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please, people of fediverse, i am begging you to press the enter key

i am not reading your wall of text, fucking break it up so i can read it

EeveeEuphoria, to random
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who the FUCK stole my ears

EeveeEuphoria, to random
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pet the ceature?

EeveeEuphoria, to random
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daaamn it's literally near freezing this morning

EeveeEuphoria, to random
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any time i hear "where there's smoke", can't help but to think "they pinch back"

EeveeEuphoria, to random
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EeveeEuphoria, to random
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BREAKING NEWS: microsoft buys badgames studio for $5, and fires all their staff

root, to random
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EeveeEuphoria,
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@root victim of the fediverse hook

root, to random
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the woke mob is trying to take away your ​:neopossum:​

EeveeEuphoria,
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@root they'd never.......

EeveeEuphoria, to random
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gonna take a nice walk in a bit -w-

gonna try to make it a nice long one, but i'll take frequent breaks at to ensure my legs don't explode

EeveeEuphoria,
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i'm back from my walk, and i found an antique store on the way back

didn't have much i was interested in, but there was a VHS tape, and an old calculator (a montgomery ward p202), so those were nice finds at least -w-

EeveeEuphoria,
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ayyy the calculator still works :3c

i had to scrape out the battery compartment because it had a foam pad that's since Disintegrated, but it works well otherwise

...i'm gonna actually use this, i need to use a calculator a lot anyways, so this is just useful lol

the only other calculator i have is a solar one, which happens to fit snugly in a place that doesn't get any light, so i can't use it without the light on lol

but this one has a nice screen, heck it even flickers when starting up which i find charming :3c

EeveeEuphoria, to random
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bites you anyways

EeveeEuphoria, to random
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odd, even, or schmeven?

EeveeEuphoria,
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@root undenies the explosion

EeveeEuphoria,
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@root bites you

EeveeEuphoria,
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@root :aneopossum_floof_explosion:

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