EeveeEuphoria

astrid, 3 days ago to random

everyone asks who lives in a pineapple under the sea but nobody asks how is the pineapple under the sea

EeveeEuphoria, 7 days ago to random

isn’t it just, extremely fucked that smartphones are basically a requirement in day-to-day life, to the point where it’s somehow more essential than basic fucking utilities like water?

and yet, despite this, it’s not treated like government infastructure, and corpos get to price the usable ones at twice or even thrice the price of a fucking game console

when government bodies started using QR codes to sign in to the fucking DMV, that’s when we should’ve had, like, literally any government-funded ISP and/or mobile plan

it’s gone real fucking quick since the iphone first launched to now where if you don’t have a smartphone you’re basically fucked, like, i’d argue computers weren’t even really nessecary in the modern world. like, you’d be really hurting yourself, but you could get by! but now? if you don’t have the latest and greatest smartphone, you should die in a ditch because you can’t use this place’s stupid fucking app

oh, but if you do have a smartphone, you also need a mobile plan, because if you don’t, good fucking luck finding reliable free wi-fi spots in the places that you need it for! and of course you can’t use the main function of it fucking taking calls, in which it’s often expected of you to have your phone working 24/7 to take calls.

hell even take people like me who REALLY fucking hate smartphones, you can’t fucking truly escape their wrath. i had to settle for a flipphone that runs android, because despite how much i hate android, i need either android or iOS, because without it, i’m basically fucked because i can’t run any essential apps. like, my bank account requires an android app. shit’s fucked, ain’t it???

EeveeEuphoria, 9 days ago to random

⚠ we are losing visuals on the scrunkly

RE: https://botsin.space/users/HourlyRedPanda/statuses/112358527030598393

EeveeEuphoria, 9 days ago to random

sometimes all you need is to explode

EeveeEuphoria, 10 days ago to random

it's time to cause problems :neopossum_pat_evil:

EeveeEuphoria, 12 days ago to random

fuck memory safe coding languages, i want memory evil coding languages

i want my program to steal memory from other programs

you were watching a youtube video? well fuck you, that memory's mine now. trying to chat with your friends? not anymore, dipshit

EeveeEuphoria, 13 days ago to random

implementing a new chaos effect where i come out of your monitor and bite you

EeveeEuphoria, 13 days ago to random

how does one possum manage to get so eepy....

username9431, 13 days ago to random

bogos binted? :3 :3

EeveeEuphoria, 16 days ago to random

there'd never be a neopossum with legs

EeveeEuphoria, 19 days ago to random

i'm so silly?

EeveeEuphoria, 21 days ago to random

i've been the creature this whole time

root, 21 days ago to random

pspsps

18+ root, 22 days ago to random

h*ck

EeveeEuphoria, 24 days ago to random

:neopossum: 💭 i should buy a possum domain name

EeveeEuphoria, 25 days ago to random

:neocat_256: :neofox_256: :neopossum:
:neocat_boop_256: :neofox_boop_256: :neopossum_boop:
:neocat_floof_256: :neofox_floof__w__256: :aneopossum_floof_explosion:

yassie_j, 26 days ago to random

My biggest regret is not investing in real estate when I was 12 years old during the 2008 financial crisis

astrid, 27 days ago to random

sock

EeveeEuphoria, 27 days ago to random

read this post to gay

EeveeEuphoria, 28 days ago to random

if i had time travel i'd go back in time and fucking kill reagan

i swear everything bad in this country can be traced back to him

even, for some fucking reason, an invasive fish species that we can't get rid of

nano, 28 days ago to random

animals cuddling are the best

EeveeEuphoria, 28 days ago to random

but here’s the biter :neopossum_nom_blob_nervous: