ElBarto

@ElBarto@lzrprt.sbs

I make shitty jokes and say dumb shit.

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ElBarto,

I donโ€™t remember the moon being part of soviet Russia.

ElBarto,

Darby would do a coffin drop on the apron in a completely empty arena with no cameras and all the lights turned off.

ElBarto,

I sort by the 2 games I play and the a section for all the games I brought, never played or downloaded.

ElBarto,

I knew I was right to blame society for everything!

ElBarto,

I donโ€™t remember that version of Meghan Trainors song.

ElBarto,

Forbidden lettuce.

I'm convinced Google uses its reCAPTCHA to promote Chrome

I use Firefox and Firefox Mobile on the desktop and Android respectively, Chromium with Bromite patches on Android, and infrequently Brave on the desktop to get to sites that only work properly with Chromium (more and more often - another whole separate can of worms too, thisโ€ฆ) And I always pay attention to disable google.com...

ElBarto,

Brave is a chromium based browser, so maybe chromium sends out something that letโ€™s recaptcha know whatโ€™s going on.

ElBarto,

Any Web browser that claims privacy and security while using chromium as its base isnโ€™t worth the risk, they may have implemented fixes and added their own proprietary code, but itโ€™s still chromium and Google most likely hides a bunch of stuff from devs so they canโ€™t mess with it.

ElBarto,

Itโ€™s still made by Google, tho, so can you really trust that thereโ€™s no hidden shit? This is a company that is trying to create a monopoly over website access.

ElBarto,

Come on man, itโ€™s like rule one of torture chamber/sex dungeon room building, you never have a windows, you want to limit their access to escape. Youโ€™re gonna be losing people all the time.

ElBarto,

You worried about your personal information being online? Sign this petition with your full name a contact number and your email.

ElBarto,

A fleet of Snorlaxโ€™s and we just chill out sleeping and being awesome.

ElBarto,

Plants: shower

Masturbation: Jet on full.

ElBarto,

Soon, let them stab themselves some more.

ElBarto,

I love videos like this, just random people doing cool dumb shit whilst answering questions Iโ€™ve had for years.

ElBarto,

ASS IWL FTW OTBEBT SITE

ElBarto,

Man, you got catfished by the Washington post haha.

ElBarto,

I hate it, Iโ€™m quite ticklish and growing up my family thought it was fun to tickle me because I would always laugh loud and Wrigley around, thatโ€™s only because it didnโ€™t feel nice like I assume other people feel, it hurt a bit to be tickled and when itโ€™s getting done for long enough it makes you cry, yeah tickling can fuck right off, Iโ€™ll fight you now if you try.

ElBarto,

Shhh, youโ€™ll make people notice that itโ€™s local powers attacking our rights and not some evil foreign power of the week.

ElBarto,

Draw a few black dots in different spots around the qr code, hopefully you can make enough changes that it breaks the code, but isnโ€™t noticeable with the naked eye.

ElBarto,

I think theyโ€™ve got a very specific kink and are trying to express themselves.

ElBarto,

Good to see K Rudd back out representing Australia, havenโ€™t had the best people representing us for a long time.

ElBarto,

Itโ€™s from when caveman wanted to leave their friends cave and go home, but canโ€™t get an ugg in and they donโ€™t want to be rude.

ElBarto,

When you make your hobby your job.

ElBarto,

You heard the old people, get the fuck out.

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