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FlyingSquid,
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I do that all the time- although I often prefer hyphenated clauses (because they look classier)- but I also use a lot of parenthetical phrases (I don’t think I have ADHD, but my daughter does).

FlyingSquid,
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Their track record of terrible movies is even worse.

FlyingSquid,
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Ew. Who would want to kiss him?

FlyingSquid,
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On social media, theatergoers have posted about sold-out “Sound of Freedom” showings online that are empty in theaters, alleging the ticket sales are more about artificially inflating the movie’s box office returns.

www.cnn.com/2023/07/25/business/…/index.html

FlyingSquid,
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That’s exactly why they joined. They said “Converts welcome” and showed video clips of Trump being more of a dumbass than normal.

FlyingSquid,
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Thank you, I will hang this in a public area in view of all work staff.

FlyingSquid,
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That’s the whole fucking point, you idiot.

FlyingSquid,
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Considering what Archer is forcing the poor thing to listen to, I think I’m living the better life.

FlyingSquid, (edited )
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What are the other four? WHAT ARE THE OTHER FOUR?!

FlyingSquid,
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I notice Elon has never signed up to go up in one of his rockets. I wonder how quickly he’ll sign up to get one of his brain implants?

FlyingSquid,
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Everyone pause using their Thighmasters in salute.

FlyingSquid,
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That’s my favorite Neil Young song. Thanks.

FlyingSquid,
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I wish I could enjoy Mellencamp, but I grew up in Bloomington, Indiana, where he lived and lives and he’s such a colossal asshole that I can’t look past that and enjoy the music. I admit he has some great songs, but all I can think of when I listen to him is what a dick he is. A real “don’t you know who I am” type.

FlyingSquid,
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Nope. Never works for me or my wife either.

This fast food order kiosk accepts cash (mander.xyz)

All the McD*nalds in my area have been upgraded with order kiosks. Regardless of all the controversy around self-checkout, and minimum wage, and automation taking our jobs, I personally love them. I can take my sweet time composing my order, I can see the full selection (such as it is), I can see pictures and prices clearly...

FlyingSquid,
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I’ve seen that on Lemmy many times. “I’m in Europe and we only have tap to pay and contactless pay and psychic powers to pay and it’s been that way for the last 700 years.”

FlyingSquid,
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All these people saying they don’t use cash… do you never buy weed? Jeez.

FlyingSquid,
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You’re going to eat McDonalds food.

FlyingSquid,
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It wasn’t the Immune Deficiency Foundation, it was the Indiana Dodgeball Federation. And I don’t blame her. Who likes being hit in the face with a dodgeball?

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