Garbanzo

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Garbanzo,

The path of a bullet is parabolic. You ain’t hitting shit with that math, yo.

Garbanzo,

I’m going to assume the music was part of the original video because they blast busta rhymes from the killer drone for extra psychological impact. I know that’s not the case, but I choose to believe it because it would be awesome.

Garbanzo,

Ammonia is nasty stuff. From a safety perspective I’m sure we’d be better off building new nuclear plants than increasing the usage and transportation of fry your lungs sauce.

Garbanzo,

I work at Google and I don’t want to be directly working in support of genocide. Should I:

A: Work from within to sabotage Israel’s data and frustrate their efforts
B: Get arrested for trespassing and fired for a performative gesture that accomplishes nothing

🤔

Garbanzo,

OK, but how do I get engagement and praise on X if I quietly get fired for laziness?

California won't prosecute LAPD officer who shot teenage girl in store's dressing room (calmatters.org)

The California Justice Department announced today that it has found no cause to file chargesagainst a Los Angeles police officer who, while aiming at a suspect, shot and killed a 14-year-old girl hiding in a department store fitting room....

Garbanzo,

He was there after an active shooter.

He was there after an active bike lock swinger. Get the facts straight before you get to licking boots.

Garbanzo,

There was an active shooter

No, there wasn’t. Dude was hitting people with a bike lock. The only way it comes out differently is if you hold the police accountable for their horrible judgement, but clearly we’re not going to do that.

Garbanzo,

He thought it was time to play commando and ignored the more sensible and responsible officers around him. But you’ll believe his lies and consider him a hero despite his absolute incompetence causing the death of an innocent young woman. I hope the boot polish gives you cancer.

Garbanzo,

All it took was two dudes in body armor robbing a bank for every cop in America to shit their pants in fear. They’re so afraid of being helpless again that they went and bought fucking tanks.

Garbanzo,

Maybe we should ask Andrew Finch if the police should believe everything they’re told over the phone.

Garbanzo,

Yeah, that’s what we’re going with. The pizza will be delivered in time for management’s lunch break. Please enjoy during your regularly scheduled break or lunch, by which time the good stuff will be gone and what’s left will be cold.

Garbanzo,

I assume they’re having an emergency. Or they’re a raging asshole. In either case it’s not a great idea to play games with them. If you ever fuck around and find out I hope you’ll come tell us about it so I can gloat.

Garbanzo,

You’re driving at the bleeding edge of what you consider safe, couldn’t possibly pick it up a bit to get by and move over? You’re doing that and have the audacity to judge other drivers? Get the fuck off the road entirely, sell your car, stay indoors.

Garbanzo,

You’re claiming to be driving so fast that any increase in speed would make an unsafe situation. Your reading comprehension is so poor that you take offense at non-existent insults. Yeah, you shouldn’t be driving at all.

Garbanzo,

There’s also a law that says to yield to overtaking traffic. Where’s the law that says creating a rolling road block is OK? How did I miss the legislation that deputized every self righteous prick as some kind of speed limit enforcer?

Garbanzo,

Drunk drivers who enter the freeway going the wrong direction usually drive in what they think is the right lane, which is actually the left lane. Camping in the left lane increases your chances of a head-on collision.

Garbanzo,

Wow. Get familiar with the Uber app. You shouldn’t be driving if that’s the conclusion you reach based on anything I’ve said.

Garbanzo,

Pretty sure you took that the wrong way.

Garbanzo,

I always go to my nearest outdoor public range. It’s unregulated and can be a bit sketchy, but I like that. It’s nice to shoot without someone asking if your gear is legal or complaining that you’re shooting too fast.

I try to go once a month or so. It’s a bit of a drive.

I typically spend an hour or three, depending on how busy it is and the weather.

I mostly shoot steel targets with my 10/22, going out to about 200 yards but mostly around 100. Usually 300-800 rounds.

If someone comes with me I’ll bring the shotguns, a Remington 1100 and a Benelli Montefeltro. If I’m alone I don’t bother, since I’m not trying to throw my own clays. My shoulder doesn’t like shooting more than a box or two of 12 gauge.

I’ll usually shoot about 50-100 rounds of 9mm from my P80 and P365. I’m still new to pistols and find them to be really challenging. I’ll be picking up a 22/45 soon so I can get more reps in without paying so much for ammo.

Occasionally I’ll bring grandpa’s guns; a S&W 686, Ruger Blackhawk, NAA mini revolver, Walther model 9, and a Nylon 66.

Pet peeve has to be AR or AK pistols. I get it, they’re cool, but I don’t want to double up on ear pro to deal with that noise.

Garbanzo,

Movie execs: If we don’t release a physical copy, all those library card having nerds will have to pay for streaming. I like money.

Me: lol 🏴‍☠️

Garbanzo,

I got a recruiter email for an IT help desk job today. They’re offering $21. As if I’d want to figure out printer and iPhone problems when I could just be flipping burgers. I almost replied to ask if they were serious.

Garbanzo,

How can you tell someone is vegan? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.

Garbanzo,

the idea that the people could stand up to a tyranical government was sound. Its not anymore. I dont care how well organised your anti-govt militia is the ATF or FBI could fuck you up without much trouble if you wanted to try them.

The Taliban and the IRA would disagree with that assessment

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