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Green_Footballs

@Green_Footballs@mastodon.social

Played guitar with Al Jarreau, George Duke, Stanley Clarke, Pages, many others. Zero tolerance for Trumpism.

Been writing code since the days of 6502 assembly language. Currently developing a browser extension called Sidetoolz with @shoq; that's why you see the name in my posts.

Used to be verified, now I'm just bona fide.

Grew up in Hawaii, so mo' bettah you jus' geev um, den hele on braddah.

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next time i’m on trial for multiple felonies i plan on using every single one of my 10 allowed gag order violations

everybody gets at least 10 amirite

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Libertarianism poisons everything.

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The Bob Cesca Podcast: Trans Komodo Dragon Migrants https://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/53632_The_Bob_Cesca_Podcast-_Trans_Komodo_Dragon_Migrants

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This interview is seriously whacked out, both the questions and Dorsey’s bizarre answers.

He has “a strategy for ending censorship forever!” lol

https://www.piratewires.com/p/interview-with-jack-dorsey-mike-solana

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John Oliver Digs Into the Increasingly Fraught Subject of Libraries https://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/53631_John_Oliver_Digs_Into_the_Increasingly_Fraught_Subject_of_Libraries

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i can see it’s going to be difficult to get a groundswell of support for Papoon at this late date, but now more than ever we need a candidate who is NOT INSANE!

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PAPOON FOR PRESIDENT!

HE DOESN’T HAVE BRAIN WORMS!

Green_Footballs, to random
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one of the candidates for president in this election says he had a worm that ate part of his brain then died in there inside his skull, but it’s fine now, it won’t affect him, he took a shower

so everything’s fine i guess

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The Bob Cesca Interview: Reed Galen https://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/53629_The_Bob_Cesca_Interview-_Reed_Galen

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TIL RFK Jr. had an actual real life brain worm that ate part of his brain and then died.

That shit was too toxic even for a brain worm.

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/08/us/rfk-jr-brain-health-memory-loss.html

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Some More News: Is George Soros Behind Everything You Don’t Like? https://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/53628_Some_More_News-_Is_George_Soros_Behind_Everything_You_Dont_Like

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The Bob Cesca Podcast: Random Penguins https://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/53627_The_Bob_Cesca_Podcast-_Random_Penguins

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Jump into my mentions with anti-vaccination garbage and I will not mute you. I will block your dumb anti-science ass instantly.

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Video: Stormy Daniels Details Encounter With Trump: Her Publicist Told Her “It’ll Make a Great Story” https://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/53626_Video-_Stormy_Daniels_Details_Encounter_With_Trump-_Her_Publicist_Told_Her_Itll_Make_a_Great_Story

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Seth Meyers: Judge Merchan Threatens to Jail Trump Over Gag Order, Finds Him in Contempt for 10th Time https://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/53625_Seth_Meyers-_Judge_Merchan_Threatens_to_Jail_Trump_Over_Gag_Order_Finds_Him_in_Contempt_for_10th_Time

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increasingly convinced it will take a horrific atrocity of some sort to get the mainstream journalist universe to realize what a catastrophic mistake it was to continue supporting Elon Musk.

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Kristi Noem has all the vast emptiness of Sarah Palin, but with puppy-killing just to take it to the next level. Apparently this is what the MAGAs want now.

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Video: Ex-Trump Exec Testifies in Hush Money Trial: Trump Team’s Case “Is Crumbling” https://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/53624_Video-_Ex-Trump_Exec_Testifies_in_Hush_Money_Trial-_Trump_Teams_Case_Is_Crumbling

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One thing (among many) I’ll never forgive the right wing and their tech bro enablers for: co-opting the term “free speech” and turning it into a bad, twisted joke.

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More nanny-state nitwittery. 90% of all quoted posts I see on any platform are just further commentary on a story. Yeah sometimes there's an idiot at the heart of the story. But it's hardly the norm. At least not in my world. I'm sorry about yours. If you don't want to be quoted. Don't post things in public. Simple as that.

Farewell, dunks? Threads launches quote controls for all users | TechCrunch

https://techcrunch.com/2024/05/04/farewell-dunks-threads-launches-quote-controls-for-all-users/

Green_Footballs,
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@shoq test

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@Green_Footballs, look who Twitter considers a "creator." <smirk>

Green_Footballs,
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@shoq test

Green_Footballs,
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@shoq One more time.

Green_Footballs,
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@shoq are you sure you installed the latest? Check the timestamp on the extensions page.

Green_Footballs,
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@shoq another test

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@shoq I think we’re good now.

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