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I was reading about how scientists can use piles of dinosaur poop to identify species and I started to wonder what kind of dinosaur made Marjorie Taylor Greene.

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What percentage of birds are real?

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Using a gun to kill a deer is an innately cowardly act.

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As I watch Israel saying it's been betrayed, I'm reminded of an angry teenager yelling at his parents from the inside of a jail cell.

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As humans learn more about the language of Sperm Whales I hope they learn how to apologize.

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It's funny that people pretend that Kristi Noem is failing a test of moral quality when anyone willing to serve as Donald's VP must, by necessity, be an absolute pile of garbage.

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The sickness of Noem and similar despicables is apparent, and the example with the dog is horrifying.

The example with the goat is a hundred times worse.

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The problem isn't that Republicans like Kristi Noem are dangerous lunatics who lie their way through every crisis.

The problem is that Republican voters think this kind of behavior is not just acceptable but desirable.

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Sundays are hard for me because I spend the day wondering when everyone went insane.

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Which do you prefer?

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There is no legitimate reason for women to not serve in every military capacity including special operations.

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So they're finally going to admit that marijuana isn't harmful. That's great news, and only eighty-seven years late.

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I don't know whether to laugh at the absurdity of people who fear Satan or cry because they still exist in 2024.

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The Denver Broncos decided to not make me their new quarterback.

Of course, you can watch or not, just let your conscience be your guide.

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Some data centers are still using potable water for cooling.

That is to say that the machines in Reno, for example, may have better water than the humans in Flint.

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This episode should go in a time capsule.

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The Pecker testimony is remarkable because it paints a clear picture of Donald's mendacity but also because it suggests that a group of people believed what they read in the National Enquirer.

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Emilio Garcia is suing Megan Thee Stallion because he said he was forced to watch her have sex with another woman.

The word, Emilio, is 'blessed.'

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To grow your brain, learn a second language.

To grow it more, do math in that language.

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Jesus wasn't a good person.

He was a vain grifter, just like Donald.

His followers' behavior should come as no surprise to anyone.

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Does anyone else remember the days when the thing you couldn't wait to get to was ?

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I have a blue and yellow flag on my car because I support Ukraine and its efforts to defend itself from an insane invasion.

And because it bothers people like Marjorie Taylor Greene.

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A guy just left his Range Rover running in the grocery store parking lot. I feel like I should steal it just to make the point.

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It's weird to think there was a time when people thought Ivanka Trump wasn't evil.

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When you hear calls from about why Biden should debate Trump, just remember they just want more people watching shows they produce. They'd have them on a rope bridge with scimitars if they could.

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