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It's funny that the son of God needs AI-generated images for his ad.

Gustodon, to random
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Gronk is a bully and a Trump supporter.

Please respond to his antics accordingly.

Gustodon, to random
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Knowing that Donald is still a candidate is like looking in the rear-view mirror and seeing a shark.

Gustodon, (edited ) to random
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There are examples of ethical assassination.

Gustodon, to random
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I like to point out that, when making a realistic barking noise, a human should inhale while making the attempt, not exhale.

People assume that I do this because I want to trick people into spending part of their day barking.

It's important to remember that two things can be true simultaneously.

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In Rainbows > OK Computer

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It's a narrow path but I feel like the Broncos can still pull it off.

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Israeli snipers killed 21 Palestinian civilians today.

As a person, I'm finished with Israel and will regard it as a threat to peace and stability for the rest of my life.

Gustodon, to random
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Look at the Middle East.

Faith is the enemy of peace.

Look at declining measles vaccinations.

Faith is the enemy of health.

Look at the crazy stories about the talking snake and the guy who rode a winged horse to the Moon.

Faith is the enemy of reason.

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Guardians of the Galaxy 3 is the best Marvel Movie.

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The behavior of conservatives in terms of women and reproductive rights is eerily similar to that of a tentacle monster.

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The Taylor Swift album that won the Album of the Year award is better than other albums.

Gustodon, (edited ) to random
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What Jesus said:

Peace I leave with you. My peace I give to you; not as the world gives do I give to you. Do not let your heart be troubled, nor let it be fearful.

What Evangelicals heard:

You should get an AR-10 instead of an AR-15 because the 7.62 round will carve out a more significant trauma channel.

Gustodon, to random
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As a human I would be really annoyed if a god asked me to fight a war for him.

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What Jesus said: "Love your neighbor as you love yourself."

What Christians heard: "Build a wall and shoot anyone who gets past it."

Gustodon, to random
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I'm wondering if I can get England to have a talk with Texas about how well worked out for everyone.

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Referring to the movie 'Groundhog Day' how many times do you think Phil Connors had to repeat February 2nd?

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I'm just going to sit here on this hillside regarding the clouds and the daffodils without a single chip implanted in my brain.

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In the United States, the Army of God is on the march, a combination of smooth-brained evangelicals and gun-toting thugs. No one, it seems, has asked them the fundamental question:

Why does God need an army?

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The invention of time travel is inevitable so our reality is defined by the effects of that process.

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I don't want to take anything away from her, but there's a certain hilarity in the fact that the greatest enemy of these swollen morons with their trucks and guns, their desperate need to replace rational thought with annihilation, is a thirty-four year old pop singer.

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If I had to swear on a book it would be The High King by Lloyd Alexander.

Which book would you choose?

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The people who want to put a chip in your brain are the same people who want to make printing a subscription.

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People got mad at Joe Biden for approving new oil leases. They ignored the strict new rules each lease included, even when those regulations made new speculation impossible.

I hope those people will look today at the new rules regarding natural gas export terminals that exist as a result of a deal made between climate activists and the Biden administration.

#ThanksJoe

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/show/white-house-halts-major-liquid-natural-gas-project-and-new-exports-over-climate-concerns

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Do you think it's possible to establish a correlation between ant numbers and intelligence and, if so, is there a limit that can be expressed in a recognizable way, such as IQ?

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