IDontHavePantsOn

@IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee

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IDontHavePantsOn,

Me: I’ll be back in 20 to 30 minutes.

Also me: I know it’s only been 48 seconds, but I’m back with 2 shoelaces because, ya know, just in case.

IDontHavePantsOn,

Does anyone know the best lemmy community to ask about SEO and web/finance tech in relation to a small business? I have a small business that is doing very well, but SEO and word of mouth is a direct contributor to its success, and I think I’m getting screwed over in cost by the company I’ve been paying to run my site building, hosting and, SEO.

IDontHavePantsOn,

Last week we got 18" of snow. 6 days later and it’s 72F. My favorite season is being erased.

IDontHavePantsOn,

The bigger the purchase the more tabs I have open, and I’m not trying to switch between 30 tabs on a phone.

IDontHavePantsOn,

I have lived in a cold climate area my whole life and have severe reynauds syndrome. It can be 100F and the second I touch an ice cube all of my fingers turn deathly pale. Nearly 100% of the time, no matter the temperature, I will have an extremity that has no blood flow. It is severe enough that it is physically debilitating. I can’t play in the snow with my kids for very long, or play guitar without running my hands under a hot tap. Right now I have a cheap box fan running on low, 10’ away, and four of my fingers have cut circulation. Because there is no blood in my fingers or toes, touching anything freezing cold feels like they are being stabbed. I’m also very prone to frostbite and have worried about losing my toes a few times due to it. I actually have little feeling in them and have lobbed of parts of my fingers off which can’t even slightly compare to the pain of grabbing a cold steering wheel. When I wash my hands the water has to be scalding hot and have accidentally caused others to scald themselves by forgetting to tell them.

My body though? Can’t handle anything above 75f. I’m comfortable in just boxers in 50F. I overheat in long sleeves so easily that I own 1 longsleeve shirt. I had to get the HVAC tech at my work to change the air exchangers so that my work area was 60F so I didnt sweat through my PPE.

Plus, mine is a lifelong curse unlike your wimpy little leukemia. I kid. I just wanted to complain a bit. Glad you beat the big C. I hope to never have that battle and hope it was your last.

IDontHavePantsOn,

I remember when no one talked about measles, and now suddenly everyone is. 🤔

IDontHavePantsOn,

I remember having a text to speech program on my windows 98(?) PC that required me to type a long string of stuff into the command prompt. We had it written on an index card and I remember it taking forever to type in. Between starting up the computer, typing in the code, and having it actually load if typed correctly the first time, it was nearly a 30 minute endeavor just to laugh at a computer voice say “poopy butthole herpes”.

IDontHavePantsOn,

I was told not to eat candy that was damaged. Not the package, but the actual candy. So if an M&M had a chipped shell, I wouldnt eat it because “it could be poisoned”.

IDontHavePantsOn,

I bought NBA 2k since I hadn’t played a basketball game since NBA Live 2001. It took like 15 minutes to get a account set up. A few days later my account was gone. Haven’t played since.

IDontHavePantsOn,

Would you rather, receive open heart surgery performed by Oz, Phil with Nurse McCarthy, or receive lethal injection administered by Dr Phil?

This shouldnt be a hard question, but…

IDontHavePantsOn,

Or just use your aging sponges in a rotating lifecycle. I have 4 stages/sponges at one time that slowly get demoted as they age.

  1. New sponge only gets light jobs. Scrapped clean dishes, pans that just need the oil washed off.
  2. Middle stage wear is used for stuck on foods and generally more gross dishes.
  3. Not usable for dishes, but good for counter/stove tops.
  4. Dirty jobs. Nothing food related. Floors, bathrooms, use with disinfectants.
IDontHavePantsOn,

The fans revving for 20 seconds and the program opening it’s loading screen: “Nice”.

The fans revving for 5 seconds and the program is sitting at 0% CPU after 1 full minute: “fuck this bullshit.” But you hold onto hope and wait another 5 minutes, and as your confirming to restart the PC the program starts loading, and you have to watch it load entirely before it’s killed by the restart, and the restart takes even longer because the program actually opened.

Or,

You browser is loading homestarrunner.com and the loading bar stops at 10% like it should for 5 minutes, but the 5 minutes passes by, and you click the clock on the task bar only to see your mouse turn into an hourglass.

IDontHavePantsOn,

Many don’t have to imagine because that’s just reality.

IDontHavePantsOn,

The GOP would never agree to the parallel because the brown ones cost more.

IDontHavePantsOn,

The brown ones cost more to raise due to their inherent behavior and lack of rooster figure.

IDontHavePantsOn,

I’m sure there’s a relevant bible verse that can be used to justify that.

There’s that one where “and Jesus spoke unto his flock, ‘maketh my words weapons, and ye shall have the word of God to force women to have sex with you for all eternity’ and everybody clapped”

IDontHavePantsOn,

It’s really good. Haven’t have a flavor from them that isn’t really good.

IDontHavePantsOn,

No thanks. I’ve seen enough “Shrek The Third” Fiona Birthing Donkey’s kids videos today. I’m running dry.

IDontHavePantsOn,

I would wager the capitalists with billions of dollars have a bit easier time passing legislation than any of us commoners do.

They are the force.

I’m just saying if everyone that steals from Walmart then goes online to tell everyone that they stole, and everyone pats them on the back, don’t be so surprised when Walmart invests to have officers guarding the exit, and pushes some mandatory minimum sentences to make shoplifting harder and riskier.

IDontHavePantsOn,

In the mean time we should probably agree to not talk about committing crimes on the Internet eh?

IDontHavePantsOn,

…do you pirate movies,music, games, or books?

IDontHavePantsOn,

So you butted into this comment thread just to be pedantic?

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