LittleBorat2

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fathermcgruder, to asklemmy
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What is it about the text messages and emails sent by older people that make me feel like I'm having a stroke?

Maybe they're used to various shortcuts in their writing that they picked up before autocorrect became common, but these habits are too idiosyncratic for autocorrect to handle properly. However, that doesn't explain the emails I've had to decipher that were typed on desktop keyboards. Has anyone else younger than 45 or so felt similarly frustrated with geriatrics' messages?

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LittleBorat2,

T9 was so bad that I don’t even understand that they threw these phones on the market.

I was there for the whole GSM phone era and the most obvious thing would have been to release a blackberry type thing with a slide out keyboard.

LittleBorat2,

Wasnt it great when we ruined the paper napkin industry and did not buy houses in 08? Good times.

LittleBorat2,

My back is fine but I don’t do physical work. I just sit around and that’s probably worse in some cases.

LittleBorat2,

I never thought I would say this but Microsoft may be doing you a favor there.

LittleBorat2,

Because the standard search Google has deteriorated so much.

LittleBorat2,

You guys are joking but Elon is going to ruin porn sites next. Let’s see who has the last laugh then.

LittleBorat2, (edited )

Much simpler: His picture from the thumbnail of this post is always going to be next to the pornhub logo and his eyes are going to follow your mouse cursor.

LittleBorat2,

Doesn’t China subsidize what they export on top of having cheap labor? In that case a free market argument cannot really be made. The innovation in the US or elsewhere would have to be extreme shifts to compete.

LittleBorat2,

He might b a robot from outer space and maybe even because of this, he is the least shitty of the entire bunch. Think about it.

LittleBorat2,

The funny erratic movement can keep your work pc from locking up while you do nothing. It’s win win.

LittleBorat2,

These westerners are social democrats which is not hard to understand, it’s wiki entry away.

LittleBorat2,

We are there again I think. If someone wants to steal my 50" and carry it down 5 flights of a narrow staircase past some nosy neighbors, be my guest.

Englischer Garten in München: Cannabis-Konsum ab dem 9. Mai verboten (www.sueddeutsche.de)

Damit setzt die Staatsregierung ihr Vorhaben in die Tat um, die Möglichkeiten zum Kiffen nach der bundesweiten Teil-Legalisierung von Cannabis so weit wie möglich einzuschränken. Die Legalisierung an sich hatte Bayern trotz erbitterten Widerstandes nicht verhindern können. Unter anderem wird in Bayern das Kiffen auf...

LittleBorat2,

Ich frage mich ob das überhaupt so möglich ist. Klar kann eine Wirtschaft, Firmen, du in deinem Haus etc. verbieten das zu tun da Hausrecht besteht. Schilder aufstellen kann man auch viele, aber kann das wirklich in allen Fällen rechtens sein?

LittleBorat2,

Never felt unsafe is a very low bar. Not feeling unsafe now

LittleBorat2,

It’s very obvious lobbying that took place for decades. Netanyahu himself was a lobbyist. Might be with Epstein etc but you don’t need to look far to understand this.

LittleBorat2,

Maybe you should have that checked out (I’m no doctor so don’t ask me)

LittleBorat2,

Wasn’t it AIPAC that convinced him, now that there is a more credible threat on Israel?

The aid package is tied to both Ukraine and Israel. Something must have happened that he is not sucking Putin/Trumps dick anymore.

LittleBorat2,

On Russian TV they said that she is very heterosexual and wears fur coats. I have no idea wtf this is supposed to mean.

LittleBorat2,

It starts at the top of the meme again… So have fun with that whatever your deal is

LittleBorat2,

I could not finish any other part but this game. Anything like it?

I mean that reboot was OK but could not grab me.

LittleBorat2,

You need to let the get ripe and then freeze them and never use them again.

Theoretically you could make milk shakes and such.

LittleBorat2,

The fresh ones are too fresh that’s why I let them ripen and the ones I did not eat in time I peel and freeze.

LittleBorat2,

It’s just human nature to see something coming for 40+ years and then be surprised by it.

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