M137

M137, 1 month ago

I don’t see this at all, they very much seem like people who play Scrabble. You don’t need to be smart, and just playing it doesn’t mean they’re good at it.

M137, 1 month ago

Needs more ear testicles.

M137, 1 month ago

Preferably liquid, but I wouldn’t say no to solid or gaseous forms. Would probably not try to ingest it in plasma form.

M137, 1 month ago

You’re unable to think of a reason other than for our own gluttony…? It would be super fucked up to bring them back just for the reason to eat them. Seriously, that’s some deeply disturbing horror shit. And somehow that’s the only thing you can imagine?

M137, 1 month ago

It really doesn’t, it has none of the most common ai issues and easy to spot details. It’s pretty obviously not AI.

M137, 1 month ago

He literally wrote the name of the artist, and if you had taken 5 seconds to look him up instead of writing a dumb comment you’d have had your answer without making others do work for you.

M137, 2 months ago (edited 2 months ago)

My best trip had three things appear in the branches of the trees I was sitting under: A wizard, Bob Marley, and Optimus Prime.

It felt like a combination that could guard me against literally anything.

M137, 2 months ago

Could have*

Learn basic grammar, FFS.

M137, 2 months ago

Järntorget! Kul att hitta detta på Lemmy :)

Schysst foto!

M137, 2 months ago

Most of the world knows bounty chocolate bars, not the same with the apparent paper towel brand.

M137, 2 months ago

It’s of 2016 and taken in John Goodman

M137, 2 months ago

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/90319244-3a8f-486d-b65b-44928ef9562c.png

M137, 2 months ago (edited 2 months ago)

Had a friend when I was a kid whose mom was… eccentric. Very hippie old lady who worked as a “tantric sex couples therapist”. One time when I slept over I woke up and had to go pee. I bumped into the mom who was walking around the house completely naked and she hugged me and asked if I wanted a cup of tea, I was still half awake and said yes for some reason. When I came back from the toilet she was sitting with a photo album and asked me to sit down next to her so she could show “the birth of her daughter” (my friend). And the photos were incredibly explicit. My reaction was exactly like this comic, really not something a 13-year-old boy like me should see. I’m lucky it didn’t give me some birthing or pregnancy fetish or something, being at a prime age at the time for something like that to develop.

M137, 2 months ago

Woah, I had forgotten about this comic. And just now learned that it’s called “Beetle Bailey” in English and is American. Read it all the time as a kid, just never thought about where it’s from.

M137, 2 months ago (edited 2 months ago)

This reminded me of a Swedish comedy movie in which a dude is seriously sexually repressed and keeps lying about stuff he’s done. He tells a story about when he poured frosted flakes into his wife’s vagina and “fucked her hard hard hard hard”.

M137, 2 months ago

I don’t understand what you tried to do with that, got an explanation?

M137, 2 months ago

No one said anything about killing.

M137, 2 months ago

Well, sometimes it’s no alcohol. When you don’t have and can’t afford any so you just sleep to get time to pass by.

M137, 2 months ago

You’re trying your hardest to have grandma level understanding of any of this…

They mean third party software keyboard, which you said you are using. You chose to use that and Apple doesn’t have anything to do with that.

It’s like you’re trying to show everyone how incredibly dumb you are.

M137, 2 months ago

Yeah, it has always felt like we had something we couldn’t wish for or expect. And it’s a much better experience than using an actual switch.

Sadly the only surprising thing about this is how long it took for Nintendo to do something, I guess they worked on having as good of a chance as they could.

M137, 2 months ago

None of them are okay. The “normal” one is the worst one in a way because it threads that line of the uncanny valley where your subconscious is telling you some weird shit is going on.

M137, 2 months ago

That last sentence is so fucked you should get legal consequences. You couldn’t have made it much worse if you consciously tried to fuck up as much as possible. And the whole comment itself is deeply stupid.

M137, 2 months ago

None if the Martian moons are round.

M137, 2 months ago

I didn’t notice that they’re giant before your comment, and I didn’t know that giant mermaids would make me feel like this… I’m not sure if I should be thankful or mad at you and the comic creator.