M137

M137, 25 days ago

This has to be satire.

M137, 26 days ago

I see the road it came from and realise it’s not actually drifting, it caught me of guard and I’ve laughed every time I’ve looked at it.

M137, 25 days ago

I’m an adult on long-term sick leave so I have zero energy and money, but all the time. It’s generally not great, but at least I’m able to play all the games I want, watch all the movies and series of interest, discover music and learn about a ton of things.

M137, 28 days ago

I don’t think I’ve ever had a ravioli that’s “molten inside”. I’d say most of the time the pasta is the most soft part.

M137, 28 days ago

Did you just use “fire” like that unironically…?

I really hope you’re just a dumb 14-year-old, it’s to depressing to imagine an adult doing it. It’s the same kind of soul-crushing cringe as the youtube comments that kids spam on every video, like “wake up babe, blabla dropped a new vid”.

Please, just fucking stop.

M137, 29 days ago

“E - Loot remains (French soldier)”

M137, 29 days ago

My train of thought before seeing the bird: “crying brings good luck? Then why would he tell the kid to not do it. So the kid is forcing themselves to cry while they sleep to bring them good luck, but why are they sitting on the headboard and facing the wall while doing it?”

M137, 28 days ago

MINE-agement

M137, 29 days ago

I’m currently stuck in bed due to inflamed lower back muscles from sitting too much, it’s the worst kind of pain IMO, I’d rather have a broken leg or burns than this. If I sit, stand or walk for more than 20 minutes I get severe migraine, nausea, feeling like fainting and of course really bad back pain. I have a great chair, a malmstolen 4000, but when you spend around 10 hours a day sitting you’ll get consequences no matter how good your chair is. Unable to take enough anti-inflammatory medication because of my anxiety meds, risk of internal bleeding when mixed so I gotta take two other meds to protect my stomach and the lowest dosage of anti-inflammatory… So it’ll take a while to get better. I wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemies, it’s such a horrible and constant pain that makes it really hard to concentrate on anything for more than a few minutes.

Take care of your back people, you don’t deserve the bad consequences of bad posture and sitting too much.

M137, 1 month ago

ಠ_ಠ

M137, 1 month ago

“trys”

Seriously?

M137, 1 month ago

ಠ_ಠ

M137, 1 month ago

Your loss. The fact that you don’t realise the multiple levels of stupidity needed to think that way shows you probably wouldn’t understand it anyway.

M137, 1 month ago

The Texas one is several years old.

M137, 1 month ago (edited 1 month ago)

Poop-man here in Gothenburg, Sweden.

A dude that has been banned from all music festivals in Sweden and many others in neighbouring countries because he covers himself with shit and bathes in urinals. He has also smeared shit all over the walls in multiple places, including one of the ferries here. I worked at an underground club for a few years around 2005 and he “painted” the walls of one of our toilets one time. He never drinks or does drugs apparently, he’s just fucked up. Been well-known since the 90s…

M137, 1 month ago

Anon’s brother hates concret*

M137, 1 month ago

I don’t need it to be night to realise that. I have -13 on both eyes, near-sightedness (not sure about the correct terminology in English). I see clearly for about one centimetre right by the tip of my nose, everything closer or further than that is a blurry and fuzzy mess. To use my phone without glasses I have to press it against my nose and can only see about half of the screen width clearly.

M137, 1 month ago

This but I’m not a weeb. I fucking hate weeb culture and anime, and deeply hope it stops being popular.

M137, 1 month ago

Change isn’t scary at all IMO, it’s mostly exciting.

M137, 1 month ago

I am that uncle. Both my close and extended family are really nice, like better than any other I’ve ever met, but I just can’t handle all the social stuff. Most of them understand and we all like each other, but I still feel bad about it and it kinda sucks being the one that’s mostly outside of the “bubble”.

M137, 1 month ago

That looks a lot more like a dog, are you sure it’s a cat?

M137, 1 month ago

The lowest level should also be the Dutch, and loop back to the top.

M137, 1 month ago

“Uncuted”

Seriously? Not only did you use a word that doesn’t exist, “uncutted”, but you also misspelt it. The word you’re trying to use is “uncut”

M137, 1 month ago

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