MelodiousFunk

@MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net

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MelodiousFunk,

I still have the same custom ringtones/alerts set from when I got my first smartphone. Of course I rarely hear them since it’s on silent 99% of the time. But the custom vibration patterns are indispensable.

MelodiousFunk,

The effort was appreciated. Cracked me up good. 🍻

MelodiousFunk, (edited )

I used to inhale Chipotle, the barbacoa in particular. Sometime before Covid, all the ones around here went to shit. Less flavor, more salt. Twas a major bummer.

Edit: rubbing salt in the wound, I just found out that my dinner is reheated Qdoba.

sigh

MelodiousFunk,

While it may be dated, I don’t believe there will ever come a time when it’s not relevant. If I’m ever wrong about that… it’s probably time to bust out the good champagne.

MelodiousFunk,

I tried to explain this AT a party once to people I didn’t know at all. They thought I was pulling their leg. And I somehow doubt they even noticed when I left due to spoon depletion.

MelodiousFunk,

Hi,

I don’t know you, and I don’t participate on Beehaw regularly (just when something noteworthy hits my all feed, and even then it’s just an upvote usually), but I wanted to give sincere congratulations on stringing all of those connections together to land something you wanted. It’s not easy, but you did it. That’s awesome.

Signed,
Random internet stranger

MelodiousFunk,

I can’t find the common frame of reference to let my eyes rest/lock on this one. Too much repetition. Being on mobile probably isn’t helping.

MelodiousFunk,

I will take your word for it lol. I just tried again a few times and now my eyes hurt.

And side note, spoiler tag syntax is different on Lemmy. Instead of


<span style="color:#323232;">>!text!<
</span>

It’s


<span style="color:#323232;">::: spoiler Button text   
</span><span style="color:#323232;">hidden text  
</span><span style="color:#323232;">:::
</span>

Like thisI can’t really think of anything witty right now… best I can come up with is “beef stew.” I think my imagination is broken.

I’m not sure which apps or front ends support what. I use Voyager and that only got spoiler support recently.

(Unless the Lemmy markdown guidelines changed again, in which case ignore me, I’m behind)

MelodiousFunk,

In-universe, I have to assume that they’re purely for looks.

I always just assumed that they’re so confident working on humans, they’re not worried about blood stains being hidden. Vulcans, Romulans, Andorians, etc… not so much.

MelodiousFunk,

Do you really care more about bodily fluids getting on your hair or hands than in your eyes or mouth

https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/b906e2f2-ed02-4227-a66c-75c72e798508.webp

Has ethernet become illegitimate? A librarian flipped out after spotting me using ethernet

I plugged into ethernet (as wifi w/captive portal does not work for me). I think clearnet worked but I have no interest in that. Egress Tor traffic was blocked and so was VPN. I’m not interested in editing all my scripts and configs to use clearnet, so the library’s internet is useless to me (unless I bother to try a tor...

MelodiousFunk,

Most folks will probably freak out when they see a terminal window (“DOS box”) on a computer.

Many many moons ago I was working at a small mom and pop operation that used ancient PCs to run their registers. The entirety of the front end ran on a 3.5" floppy. One night after closing, I exited to the CLI and opened edit. I typed in “HELP, STEVE BROKE ME” and went to the back to count my drawer. The shift manager had a proper shit fit.

“What are you editing?!? If you break this machine the boss is going to have your head, it’ll cost thousands to have someone come out and fix it!”

I calmly exited back to CLI and ran the front end exe. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

MelodiousFunk,

Relevant Practical Engineering:

youtu.be/7G4ipM2qjfw

nebula.tv/…/practical-engineering-connecting-sola…

It’s a longer watch but worth it IMO. Grady does excellent work.

MelodiousFunk,

Once you got to the 200 and above it was too heavy when filled.

That’s what the shoulder strap was for, though I don’t recall having any issues with the weight. The 50 is a classic, but the 200 was a beauty.

MelodiousFunk,

If I was hired by Trump … I’d collect my payment

(X) Doubt

MelodiousFunk,

Is this like the millennial bug?

Certainly sounds like it. The whole issue was that if year was a two-digit value, it was always interpreted as 19xx. Some systems were updated to require 4-digit years, but many (especially older, niche systems, which plenty of airlines still operate on) just kicked the can down the road. Some made a new static cutoff date for determining 19/20 that someone will have to fix in X years, or a range based on the current date, which sounds like what happened here. Birthdate stored as 25? That means 1925. Birthdate stored as 23? That means 2023.

Any coders out there want to deal with decades-old tech debt for the remainder of your career? Pick up COBOL and live the dream.

MelodiousFunk,

I think my phrasing was a bit poor. To my knowledge, there aren’t many COBOL jobs out there. I don’t believe there’s much of anyone using it for active development anymore. But there’s plenty of places running on legacy back ends that have nobody to turn to when it breaks. The folks who wrote it retired years ago, and there’s fewer and fewer people left with the skills to maintain it (some of whom may or may not have been in the latest round of layoffs for Company X). The value, IMO, is being The Guy when something goes pear-shaped, and someone says, “Hey, I know a guy…” Then you get to go in as a consultant/contractor and look at un-commented spaghetti code last modified in 1973 and go to town. Do a good job and they’ll call you first next time. And if it breaks enough, then they might offer a position.

Meanwhile, the one who wrote it is off somewhere sipping Metamucil, possibly musing about how back in '96 they submitted a report that said the company really should migrate off of the platform, but nooooooo that was too expensive/complex/inconvenient.

MelodiousFunk,

The D-pad also sucks. (Unless they fixed that already in a silent revision somewhere along the line.)

Soft crashes after scrolling too far

I’m quite regularly getting a soft crash after using the app for a while. I’m not sure if it’s related to number of posts opened, or just time, but eventually tapping on a post to either read the link or comments will cause the entire list of posts to be reloaded, as if I’d gone back to the all / subscribed / local...

MelodiousFunk,

Same. I can’t make it happen, but basically any action can trigger it any any time. I’ve even had it happen twice within a minute or so.

MelodiousFunk,

Same, had so much fun with that one. I also played the sequel but I can’t remember if it was better or just more of the same.

MelodiousFunk,

I will take your word for it, haven’t played it in 20 years or so lol. Still have the carts though! And a novelty N64 controller with a wheel instead of a stick that worked great with those games.

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