MelodiousFunk

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MelodiousFunk,

Samsung never met a bad idea they couldn’t help but imitate.

MelodiousFunk,

Only weak pansy cars have crumple zones. Back in my day, the cars were built stronger. You could run over a cat and barely feel it. Head on collision? I could drive away from those, provided the engine block didn’t end up in the passenger space. These modern cars just give up and die, and the mandatory seat belts just trap you inside instead of being safely thrown clear of the vehicle. AMERICAN STEEL! LEADED GASOLINE! I YEARN FOR THE GOOD OL DAYS!

MelodiousFunk,

If it was exclusively filled with twatwaffles like DeSantis, I would agree. But there’s a shitton of people that were born there, have nothing to do with the policies (if not actively voting against the people enacting them), and don’t have the resources to up and leave.

MelodiousFunk,

Year and a half and counting, checking in.

MelodiousFunk,

Any Gundam fans here?

raises hand

Cautiously optimistic for this. Any word about online cross platform play?

MelodiousFunk,

I’ve been pondering this one myself for awhile. I knew a decade ago that, barring massive financial change, I would never be able to afford to retire. So these are the options:

  • Work until I die
  • Work until I can’t (or nobody will hire me/pay a living wage), live off of savings until I can’t, then die
  • Stop working, live off of savings until I can’t, then die

The first two are the default and just kind of accepted by society as fair and just. The last one, strangely, gets all sorts of pushback, even though the only material difference is 20-30 years of mundane toil to make line go up.

MelodiousFunk,

Well if you don’t test, you’ll have less cases.

crosses a few test results off of a list with a sharpie

And now there’s even less!

MelodiousFunk,

Work a Sunday brunch shift and watch the raft of churchies leave nothing but condescending notes, if anything.

https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/ce2b2fa4-cfaf-4eba-9589-b63cf720d597.webp

MelodiousFunk,

Here in the USA, freedom is measured in Freedom Units, colloquially called “dollars.”

MelodiousFunk,
MelodiousFunk,

Here’s more fun words!

youtu.be/dKL8livmoh8

MelodiousFunk,

Why did I actually listen to the whole thing? Lol.

Because you had nothing better to do while waiting for the bus.

First I’m gonna learn ya some

…now I know

MelodiousFunk,

But no cops ever seem to call out the psychopaths with guns amongst them. And in a position of power, that is just as bad.

https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/c16abecc-04cd-4354-bee8-029cc3f68339.webp

MelodiousFunk,

The double fin set also came with 🥁🥁🥁 an exact duplicate of the stand included with the Ver.Ka 🤦‍♂️ SoI guess I have a spare now 🤷‍♂️

That just means you get to paint the spare red and use it as a wall decoration 😁

MelodiousFunk,

save it from the demon lord known as See Oh Too, and its generals Shell, BP, and Chevron.

HOORAY!

/S

…oh :(

MelodiousFunk,

Those always over simplify every problem to a short, violent solution.

Yeah, entertainment totally didn’t do this before Marvel and manga. 🤨

MelodiousFunk,

Third option: Poe’s Law.

Given what I’ve read previously from @SatansMaggotyCumFart, this is where I’m leaning. But I do agree with the chode designation, mostly because that’s what they seem to be aiming for half the time. I mean, that’s one hell of a username.

MelodiousFunk,

Looks great! Stickers on curved surfaces are a plague. Waterslides fare better but those shoulder pauldrons are exactly the wrong shape for large detail striping lol. Not a single soul is going to notice that it’s freehand once it’s in a display.

MelodiousFunk,

Added to the post, thanks. A friend sent it to me, I got a chuckle, then I posted here. I made sure the credits weren’t cropped out (because that’s a thing apparently) but didn’t go further than that. No malice intended on my part.

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