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Oh gods please tell me this is not chain letters but for the modern modern age… I don’t wanna go through that again…

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I imagine it’s NSFW because of how they’re holding the cable!

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sees image

What the actual fuck did I just look at?

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I WANT THIS CAR. 🤤

SO MANY SWITCHES.

A N A L O G

GAAAAAAAAAAAAA cargasms

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I work at Kroger. This is 100% A C C U R A T E .

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Where is this image from, I wonder? Does anyone know?

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I am afraid I’m going to regret asking this, but…what is a “tallywacker” in this context?

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No no, see, priests still exist, just not high priestesses.

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Thankfully, the subset of bronies in my experience who are also assholes is quite low.

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That is some Uncanny Valley bullshit right there.


Edit: Welp, that was weird. Not sure what I thought was Uncanny Valley–esque about this image. Don’t see it now, but I did then. Fucking weird-ass brain…

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This is true.

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You two are gonna really hate me in a second then.

takes deeeeeeeeeeeeep breath

I don’t know who any of those are. holds hands up to protect face

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Thanks!

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What’s the context here?

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Fried fries at McDonald’s to get my motorcycle jacket, best I could do

As someone who has worked fast food and currently works retail, there is no shame in that. Sometimes you gotta go through hell to get what you want. 🤜

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Reading that made my brain hurt. It’s times like this that I really wish America would go metric.

But what I can say? That’s a 570-liter dream.

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Yeeeees, yeeeeess, feel the units flow through you. >}

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Me whenever someone mentions anything vaguely resembling measurement

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