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Mrfunkedude

@Mrfunkedude@mastodon.social

Rational man with an absurdist kink. Toot curator. Cynical Optimist. Grounded Psychonaut. Livestreamer. Maker of bread. Writer. Zombie killer. Amateur photographer. Will create for food.

#fedi22 #MastoHelper #video #peertube #gaming #reviews #entertainment #baking #advice #live #livestreaming #kindness #mentalhealth #cannabis #adhd #dogs #cats

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https://ko-fi.com/mrfunkedude

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DavBot, to random
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I love Wal Mart MasterCard's security. It's foolproof, just lock the card after every single purchase. Easy!

Mrfunkedude,
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@DavBot I have not been inside of a Walmart for close to 17 years now. I have a privileged life.

Mrfunkedude, to random
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It tis the day of Wednes.

Please make sure to keep your hands and feet inside of the ride at all times. If something unexpected occurs, figure it out or suffer. That's life on the Wednesday baby!!!

DavBot, to random
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Heck yes... My bike parts are shipped and on the way. I was also able to change the delivery from Wal Mart to a pickup location that I will actually be able to get the parts and not have them sent back because they are not in wal marts system.

Hoping to be back on the road for next week.

Mrfunkedude,
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@DavBot YAY!!!

monkeyborg, to random
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Keep your brain moist

Mrfunkedude,
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@monkeyborg @beckett can I soak it in rum?

Mrfunkedude, to random
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Omg just say what you wanted to say and get it over with.

Mrfunkedude, to fediverse
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🔴🎥JUST WENT LIVE!!!🎥🔴

Join me as I play "Assassins Creed Mirage" for the first time!

Join me as we climb walls and jump down from high places! It'll be a hoot!
#owncast #live #livestream #gaming

https://live.mrfunkedude.com

Mrfunkedude, to random
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Can someone explain to me what's everyone's beef with Telegram today? I see people in the Federated Timeline talking about moving to Signal but I can't seem to find any info on WHY?

Thanks.

Mrfunkedude, to fediverse
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If all goes well, I'll be livestreaming later today at 2pm PST.

I'll be playing Assassins Creed Mirage for the first time.

Make sure to follow @Funk and hit that bell icon in the profile to get notifications.

See you then.

Mrfunkedude, to random
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OMG just had a HUGE sneezing fit! I thought it was never going to end!

Now I'm all congested damn it.

Stupid sinuses.

Mrfunkedude,
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@katmckatniss I don't really have problems with allergies, but I use a CPAP at night that pumps moisture into my nose. So usually I end up blowing out a lot of moisture when I wake up. This morning wasn't that much. Then all of a sudden an hour later, my sinuses said "NOPE THAT AINT ALL!" and decided that I should sneeze for ten minutes straight.

Again, stupid sinuses.

Mrfunkedude, to random
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Cool. My girlfriend found a $25 gift certificate that someone gave her. So she gave it to me as a birthday present for this coming Monday.

Just so happens that the game Assassins Creed Mirage is on sale for $24.99!

Yay!

Mrfunkedude, to random
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STUPID TMJ!!!

Look like another 3 days of soft foods.

Mrfunkedude,
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@_ There’s really nothing I can do for it. It happens occasionally. Probably more often than I’d like. I tried to find the best in situations like this. At the very least, I’m eating less food. Which I could stand to do.

I’m glad your wife took the appropriate measuring to take care of her situation.

Mrfunkedude,
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@_ That’s awesome. I’m happy for you two. Genuinely.

Mrfunkedude, to random
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It's Tuesday.

...

What? It's just Tuesday.

Mrfunkedude,
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@That_One_Guy happy to be of service.

Mrfunkedude, to random
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I remember at time where if I was home at 9pm then there was something wrong with my life.

Now days I'm up in the bedroom by at the latest 7pm to snuggle with my love and watch shows while she plays Pokémon Go and I post whatever odd thought comes to mind to Mastodon.

Times they do be changing.

Mrfunkedude, to gaming
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Anyone out there have an extra invite to play the Alpha of the new Marvel game, "Rivals" that they can DM me?

C'mon. Pretty please? I know SOMEONE on the Fedi must have on. Throw the old Funkster a bone would you?

ThankYouVeryMuch.

Please boost.

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Don’t let me down Fedi !!!

Mrfunkedude, to fediverse
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No #livestream today.

I'm in low gear mode and keep yawning for some reason. Think I'm just gonna chill and do some reading.

I'll stream tomorrow. Make sure to follow @Funk and hit that bell icon to get notified when I go live.
#owncast #live

Mrfunkedude, (edited ) to random
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Holy shit I just looked at the calendar and realize that I turn 55 next Monday.

How the fuck did that happen?!?!

Where did I go wrong?

Mrfunkedude,
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@zalasur Beyond imagining.

Mrfunkedude,
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@inkican Excuse me but this is an Ironside household.

Mrfunkedude,
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@inkican As long as I'm not invited to dinner with Jessica Fletcher I think I'll be fine.

Mrfunkedude,
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@Lichtenbergian SHUT YOUR MOUTH!

how dare you

😜

Mrfunkedude, to random
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You can't put technology back in the bottle. You can try to suppress it. You can try to legislate it. You can campaign against it. You can do everything possible to stop it, but at the most, you will only delay the inevitable.

Once the genie is out. The genie is out. Either adapt to it, or get left behind.

Mrfunkedude,
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@oz Airship still exist today. Better technology made them impractical. Direct current power grids exist in small areas that don’t rely on the need for long distance transfer of power. Amphibious cars exist, but aren’t practical at their cost.

And a plastic bike isn’t a new technology. It’s taking a current technology and trying to slap a bad idea onto it.

A picture of a modern airship

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