@DavBot@nerdculture.de
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DavBot

@DavBot@nerdculture.de

I can't do the splits.
He/Him
Also neat:
They/Them

I don't believe in the existence of mustard. If you need to ask I cannot make you understand.

Current Job: Pseudo-Ethical burgers.
Skills: Web Design & admin
Decompresses: Games, Streaming, Memes, Videos and Music.

I mostly exist on the edges of the cracks in the spaces between the corners of Nostalgia & Fernweh.

Yep, just another every day human being. What's that? why yes. it is a paper grocery bag full of tiny spiders!

This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

JonBaker, to random
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You fucking look me in the eye and tell me Rocky Balboa isn’t a stand user

DavBot,
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@JonBaker
My wife thought Rocky and Rambo were the same person at different points in his life. Like a muscled up Forest Gump.

I will never let her live that down. 🤣

DavBot, to HashtagGames
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Making the slaw, making the slaw!

Making the slaw, making the slaw!

Making the slaw, making the slaw!

Making the slaw, making the slaw!


Beavis and Butthead head banging in their school desks.

chiefgyk3d, to random
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Well TikTok banned me mid live stream for “hate speech” during Fallout 4 like WTF!? That app is a joke. Well luckily I was streaming on Twitch and kept going

DavBot,
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@chiefgyk3d
Hit up an Owncast instance. You can't get banned when you are the platform.

I can spin you one in moments, you just need a subdomain thought up.

DavBot,
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@chiefgyk3d
Slick, yea if your going hard that restreamer is a good idea. This is worth looking at too,

Style up a merged chat overlay/HUD from all the sources.

https://github.com/steveseguin/social_stream#readme

DavBot, to random
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When the new guy asks when payday is.

gif from total recall when the red headed woman disguise malfunctions on Arnold and he can't stop saying two weeks.

Mrfunkedude, (edited ) to random
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What are you gonna do when Funkamania runs wild over you?

DavBot,
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@Mrfunkedude
I thought no three said shower with the people you love.

flockofnazguls, to ElectronicMusic
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Live now!


Watch flock_of_nazguls on ! https://www.twitch.tv/flock_of_nazguls?sr=a

DavBot,
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@flockofnazguls

Did the geomagnetic storm make cool music and soundscapes?

Noo00OO00oo it didn't.

Take THAT "science."

gif of an angry little toddler in purple and red shirt from some show with flat bangs making sneering faces while brandishing a hairbrush in your general direction aggressively.

DavBot,
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@flockofnazguls
Yells at sky
I CAN STILL WATCH NAZ IN THE DAY! HOWBOWDAH SKY?!?! HOWBOWDAH?!?!

DavBot,
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@flockofnazguls
It is green.

data unable to describe guinans bottle of green real booze she keeps behind the counter to Scotty, instead pulling a George Lucas rhyme (aka callback) to Scotty describing some other alien booze as green in tos.

DavBot, to animals
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He always knows when the camera is looking at him.

gif of my black cat Kuro, sleeping on my black hoodie on a black canvass footrest cube, opening his eyes as I take the photo.

Mrfunkedude, to random
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I still think that "Stack Overflow" sounds like what happens when you poop too much before flushing.

DavBot,
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@Mrfunkedude

The Wal Mart bathroom in my town had an incident of "stack overflow"

I could smell it from the customer service desk.

It looked like people started hovering over the bowl.

I went and used Starbucks' facilities.

DavBot, to fediverse
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Alrighty #PeerTube people,

Doing a round of federation with my instance https://davbot.media/

Tell me your channels/instances and I'll send out the instance follows to get your content in the feed :D

If you need a channel, drop a registration in!

DavBot, to random
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I'm pretty sure my head was hit with some high velocity cosmic rays today. I temporarily forgot how to spell creature and baby.

DavBot, to random
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We just got crop dusted by the sun.

DavBot, to random
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The sky hates me. No pretty colors. Just light pollution. Go away humans and turn off the damn lights.

vantablack, to KindActions
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please boost!!! :boostRequest:​

hey there!

i need $100 to order groceries and $60 for medical weed ($160 total)

i'm currently unemployed and job searching and couch surfing after being kicked out of the place i'd been staying for years. i'm also an impoverished neurodivergent trans woman just trying to survive. details here: https://cyberpunk.lol/@vantablack/112210278064840816

paypal: https://paypal.me/v33b33

cashapp: https://cash.app/$vantablack420

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ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/vantablack420

GFM (laser): https://gofund.me/aa09f716

patreon (monthly): https://www.patreon.com/vantablack

thank you so much 🖤

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DavBot,
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@vantablack
Is ur phone good? Being out of communication is not safe. If you gotta keep campaigning for a servicing or burner, gogogo.

DavBot, to random
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Idontwanttogotowork.
Ijustwantto Scrolllollscroll.

DavBot, to random
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Wow been a while since I've encountered normie infantile septic-froth on the fedi. That was fun lol.

DavBot, to random
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Hopefully I can get my bike in a shop this afternoon with more luck a pair of affordable suspension forks in house so I can be back on the road for this weekend.

I'd like to see if I can maintain 30 bucks an hour delivering food, and get at least 4 consistent hours delivering.

If I can do that successfully for two months I'm swapping my availability in the kitchen to mon-thurs until november and riding Friday instead.

flockofnazguls, to random
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    DavBot,
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    @flockofnazguls

    I present Auralnauts. A better version of star wars. This channel has redefined what is "Canonical" to me.

    (Tbh I haven't even watched the last star wars, I just watch this now.)

    https://youtube.com/@auralnauts

    DavBot,
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    @flockofnazguls

    See. This star wars makes so much more sense.
    The Jedi are dickheads and the Sith and empire are friendly businessmen in the entertainment industry. Luke and Leia aren't related. Luke is obi's kid because Padme "friend zoned" Anakin ROFL.

    They even redid Kenobi into a babysitting for drug money fiasco lol.

    DavBot, to random
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    We all die countless times in countless worlds we will never experience, and the wave continues to collapse.

    DavBot, to random
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    First delivery from my day job at big wheel burger completed. Went all the way downtown too for the first time. Fun, fun, busy chaos. Yay! !

    DavBot,
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    @Mrfunkedude
    Apparently the little tab on one of the washers was not locked into the tab slot, so it was just insecure enough to slowly work itself out, so the wheel fell into the brake disk, slid out and I went over the handles on one fork.

    I fell slow and landed flat. Helmet saved my ass a trip to the hospital as they do.

    Kinda pissed the instructions don't mention to pay attention to that tab's direction, and my hubris for not cross referencing other assemblies putting the wheel on. -_-

    DavBot,
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    @Mrfunkedude

    So far I've sunk over 2k in credit/financing, on the cusp of maxing out if I don't turn a smoll payday from deliveries.

    I made 15 fuckin bucks total before getting my first huge repair bill. What the fucking fuck? lol.

    DavBot,
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    @Mrfunkedude
    I've been thru MUCH worse... It's just a real punch in the gut to break down so quickly in my game plan.

    I bought me a thicc ass Titanium New York ulock, bike is also tracked via tile, and has a motion alarm one bump it chirps you, 2nd bump in 60 seconds it hollers for 30 seconds, even more motion it goes full fury. I'll also lug my battery in with me if it's not just a pit stop.

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