PadreSJ

PadreSJ, 13 days ago to random

PadreSJ, 22 days ago to random

Why yes, Twitter...

Something has gone VERY wrong indeed! 😂

PadreSJ, 1 month ago to random

You know .. I could probably make a lot of money selling low-quality "Aura Attuned" Android phones by claiming that they break once they've absorbed high levels of negative energy. 😁

PadreSJ, 1 month ago to random

Sometimes you just NEED to be the big spoon. #caturday

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PadreSJ, 1 month ago to random

The church next door was looking to replace the presider's chair after they retired their 700+ year old antique.

So I sent them my suggestion for the next one. 😇

PadreSJ, 1 month ago to random

Help! One of the #Vaticats melted on my leg! 😇

PadreSJ, 1 month ago to random

Overheard among a group of tourists in Rome:

"I didn't lose my temper. I know EXACTLY where it is - In your face - Yelling... where it SHOULD be because you're an idiot!"

PadreSJ, 1 month ago to random

Hey... anybody planning on buying a Pixel Watch 2?

Ive got a €150-off code from Google for the 2, and I'm not going to use it.

PadreSJ, 1 month ago to random

Look cloooooooooser.

PadreSJ, 4 months ago to random

End of day

PadreSJ, 4 months ago to random

Awwww... Such the cutest little serial murderer! 😁

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PadreSJ, 4 months ago to random

PadreSJ, 4 months ago to random

I did a thing!

Please watch the thing so I can do more things!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAI1IZUo-Hk&t=28s

PadreSJ, 5 months ago to random

One of the members of Rudy's legal team looks like he got his hair cut from Four Seasons Landscaping.

PadreSJ, 5 months ago to random

OMG

I think I cracked it!

Look at the shoes! 😜

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PadreSJ, 6 months ago to random

50 years from now:

"You see kids, today is SantosCon in New York City. It's a special day when otherwise normal people get dressed in fabulously drab attire, run through the streets yelling outrageous claims like "I invented the question mark!", then crawl from bar-to-bar getting turnt on cocktails paid-for with stolen credit cards while threatening to expose the dark secrets of the other SantosCon participants!"

PadreSJ, 6 months ago to random

"Hudson Hawk" wasn't a GOOD movie, but it was one of my guilty pleasures in college.

I just rewatched it and it's strange to see the Rome scenes and know EXACTLY where they are, which ones are fake, & which ones used camera tricks to include famous landmarks. 😇

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PadreSJ, 6 months ago to random

So I'm trying to re-watch "The Giggle" and Disney+ is falling over itself.

That's right. Dr. Who has killed Disney!

PadreSJ, 6 months ago to random

There were two movies scenes that actually scared me as a young adult.

I don't mean "jump scare" or "wierded me out in the dark"

... but actually caused me some existential terror.

The first one is easy, the second one probably only for those of a certain age.

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PadreSJ, 6 months ago to random

It seems that this is the guy who shot at police before his house exploded.

PadreSJ, 6 months ago to random

My office for the week.

Just broadcasting with real-time translations generated by a NLM.

You know... Geek stuff. 😁

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PadreSJ, 6 months ago to random

My office commute is weird.

PadreSJ, 6 months ago to random

I, for one, am thrilled that George Santos can now resume his professional volleyball career.

PadreSJ, 6 months ago to random

Today I used the word "spaghettification" to describe the effect of tidal forces as one approaches the event horizon of a black hole

... When one of my colleagues thought I was making a cultural slur against Italians

... And now I have a new word for annoying my Italian brothers! 🤣

PadreSJ, 6 months ago to random

Peter Capaldi's character is a mix of The Doctor's intelligence and Malcolm Tucker's foul-mouthed cutting sarcasm.

Should have been called, "Dr. Who The F* are you?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_sohSQWHvg&t=4s