Patches

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Patches,

So the formula for nits to Lumen is below:

N=L/3.426

614,000 = L / 3.426

2,103,564 Lumens

Bruh…

1m² of the sun is 127,000 Lumen. This TV is at most 2 m². It’d certainly be the last thing you ever saw.

Patches,

That’s not true. Chickens are fantastic at getting rid of bugs.

Got a tick problem? Not anymore.

However you will now have rodent problems and require something to take care of that: Terriers are great at that. So are cats.

Patches, (edited )

I, for one, am looking forward to the $.0036 Check in the mail. While some lawyer pockets $97 Billion. Any day now…

Patches,

If you had a Great Pyrenees (Dog pictured) - you absolutely would not be wondering. They are livestock guardian dogs and some of the most stubborn dogs you will even interact with.

Patches, (edited )

He knew he would be fired if he didn’t stop. He didn’t stop. That absolute legend.

Patches,

Key take away

To Kavanagh, the crime wasn’t just about blocking traffic. It was “steal[ing] hours of [people’s] lives away.”

Hot Take: If Kavanagh feels so strongly about this. Then make wage theft a felony because it is literally stealing people’s time and it’s a far larger problem than a few blocking a road.

Patches, (edited )

Love that it’s not even consistent space after every comma, like,this.

Patches, (edited )

If only it was easy to stay on meds.

Doctor has to meet me every 60 days. Doctor gives script for 60 days of medicine. Pharmacist treats me like drug addicts. Pharmacist requires ID. Pharmacist puts the order in after a hold to verify with doctor (1-3 extra days). Insurance then requires Pre-authorization every single fucking time. That adds between 2 days and 2 weeks. Then I can pick it up but remember to bring ID.

Wait 50 days. Call Doctor - he says can’t see me till it’s been 60 days. Call on 60th day. Well we’re booked - can you wait another week, maybe 3?. Repeat everything including pre-authorization every time.

Jesus Fuckin Rice. I’ve never been so frustrated in my entire life.

Oh Bonus points for a call after pre-authorization. “We’re out of your medication. You’ll need to go back to your doctor for a new script to try another pharmacy even within the same chain. No I can’t give you your script back”. Also no the doctor cannot give you one without meeting you in person.

Patches,

Because your circadian rhythm sets your body temperature to drop at night.

Patches,

Poe’s Law

Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is utterly impossible to parody a Creationist in such a way that someone won’t mistake for the genuine article.

Patches,

Satan doesn’t whisper “Believe in me”. He whispers “Believe in yourself”.

Satan is rad as hell.

Patches,

Manatee Bay in Weston Florida. I saved you a click.

It’s a very affluent neighborhood in a very affluent city. Homes start at $1 Million in the entire city. Feel bad for the kids.

Patches,

I too, believe the best way to control a natural resource is to only allow the rich to use it. For they are truly better people. Always known for their consideration.

Patches,

We’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas

Patches,

Because they owned the house for who knows how many decades and only used 9 razor blades?

Patches,

That’s the neat part. When you’re rich you can make as many mistakes as you want, and you’ll still be rich.

Patches, (edited )

Satan doesn’t whisper “Believe in me”.

He shouts “Believe in yourself”.

Satan is rad as hell.

Patches,

Hottest Desserts

These boots were made for walkin’

And that’s just what they’ll do.

One of these days, these boots are gonna creme pate a choux

Patches,

If college taught me anything, it’s that I can write thousands of words per night. Typically fastest in the wee hours of the morning.

None of these words are good, mind you, but they are in fact words.

Patches,

What’s wild is that you’ll see them get a night job, or have to stay up late on vacation a few times and they’ll be 100/10 miserable af. Never adapt to it, and still keep believing iTs aLl SeLf DiScIpLInE

Patches, (edited )

Gen Z has no choice but to ‘Rise up’. They are facing a lifetime of 2 full time jobs plus a ‘Gig’ if they want to come close to what was a hard opportunity to Gen X. They’re already accepted that what the Boomer had will never come to pass again. It’s downright despicable.

I fully support them. We are in this together.

Patches,

They are still going to be tracking you. That isn’t going away.

They just won’t use the tracking for the explicit reason of creating ads for you. But that’s only because you are paying for no ads.

I guarantee the data is logged for all other purposes, and that the data is logged for future ad usage if you ever unsubscribe.

Secondly this doesn’t necessarily equate the profit from your specific ads. This is the result of a legal battle within the EU. That’s the only reason it exists. The price is determined as ‘high enough to not get into more legal trouble’.

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