Resol

Resol, 5 days ago

I’m starting to miss my iPhone 4

Resol, 5 days ago

I got it long after the Antennagate problem got fixed. I believe iOS 4.3 was out when I first bought it.

Resol, 5 days ago

It’s probably a mix of both.

Resol, 5 days ago

I wonder why companies can’t just make something as good as these again.

Resol, 5 days ago

Thank you. Now I can actually read some of them.

Resol, 5 days ago

Oh, right.

It’s taco commercial time. Why not have both?

Resol, 5 days ago

Shockwave will bring you to your knees.

Resol, 5 days ago

I have said multiple times before that 2013 was the worst year ever. I’m still proud of that opinion, but maybe, just MAYBE, there was something good about that year after all, so it wasn’t all darkness and rainstorms.

It had MOAR websites to access.

Resol, 5 days ago

It really isn’t, because this is what I see:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/c56f8d38-fe8f-4052-adb6-dfa1b546a4ba.jpeg

If you use Jerboa, don’t be fooled, the image I uploaded isn’t actually broken. This is just what broken images look like.

Resol, 5 days ago

I thought it was coal that just started burning at first (weirdly shaped coal at that), then I realized it was a burnt fish.

Resol, 5 days ago

There’s a saying: fake it until you make it.

So just pretend to sleep until you actually fall asleep.

Resol, 5 days ago

Hilda

Please, just do it.

Resol, 5 days ago

Yeah.

Very rarely is this formula executed in such a way that even people outside the target demographic can enjoy it.

Resol, 5 days ago

The internet by itself is not toxic.

The people that use the internet are toxic.

The people that use the internet have made the internet toxic.

The internet got a reputation for being toxic.

Your average person doesn’t even wanna bother anymore.

And I’m a person who always stands out from the crowd. Because I hate toxic.

Resol, 5 days ago

I remember seeing both the Moroccan and Paleatinian flags flown upside down at times. Either people simply do not know the correct orientation (remember: star points to the top, green on bottom), don’t really care enough to fix it, or have no idea that it’s being used as an insult (does that only apply to the US flag?)

Resol, 5 days ago

I don’t have an iPhone (anymore, got rid of it LONG AGO) and I can still use the ice face just fine. 🥶

See? It totally works.

Resol, 5 days ago

Yepp

Resol, 5 days ago

Prepare to get crazy mad, but I absolutely despise marshmallows.

They feel so weird especially in my mouth. I feel like I’m eating a bunch of candle wax mixed with white sticky liquid (can’t say anymore hints) mixed with whipped cream and powdered sugar and glue and coconut (which I already don’t like) and expired milk but without the sourness, all this while it’s in the process of solidification, with lots of air trapped inside, and yet it all tastes like the most artificial, fakest recreation of apple flavor I’ve ever tasted. I feel like I immediately get drunk, high, and on drugs all at the same time as soon as I put just one of these puffcylinders into my mouth. I can’t even swallow it, it tastes this bad.

And you’re expecting me to burn this piffy puffle substance then mix it with chocolate and biscuit? This is giving me an absolute stroke.

Prepare the downvotes. I have just roasted (pun not intended) everyone’s favorite gelatin snack, and it might as well be the most offensive thing I’ve said about food.

Resol, 5 days ago

I’m pretty sure I did not say “anymore” in my initial comment, I just re-read it.

Also, what even is upchuck? Is it like updog?

Resol, 8 days ago

Sometimes people apologize, othertimes other people insist that I need to “behave like a man” even though it conflicts with my personality massively.

Resol, 8 days ago

Yep.

Resol, 8 days ago

At least it’s not as bad as I thought.

Resol, 5 days ago

eXtremely egregious.

Resol, 7 days ago

Someone else mentioned the lack of a browser on the PS5 too. This doesn’t apply to PS4 so I didn’t mention it in my comment.