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Sadsquatch

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Charismatic megafauna

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Impulse-purchasing a luxury melon for my uncle’s birthday

Sadsquatch,
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@onelson not this time! Just a good old-fashioned birthday melon for my mom’s brother

onelson, to movies
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#NowWatching Terror at Bigfoot Pond (2020)

I'm starting out with what I expect to be a stinker, hopefully leaving enough time for a chaser.

Once again, found footage is hard to do, y'all. I think a lot of folks tackle it without realizing it's got its own set of challenges.

Sadsquatch,
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@onelson @MaryHenry!!!

Sadsquatch,
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@MaryHenry @onelson ☹️☹️☹️

But at least Bigfoot Pond is a real place we can visit.

Right?

Right??

Sadsquatch,
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@onelson I’m so disappointed he would lend his name to an inferior production

Sadsquatch,
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@onelson I think a regional monster can still be a subtype of the classic PNW bigfoot, but @MaryHenry is the expert

Gargron, to random
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It's nice to find out breaking news on Mastodon.

Sadsquatch,
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@Gargron I found out here :heart_fire:

Sheril, to random
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Wow.

Sadsquatch,
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@Sheril it never occurred to me that this was even possible

onelson, to random
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what's for dinner and it better be good

Sadsquatch,
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@onelson right now “sugar-free chocolates and nonalcoholic sparkling ‘wine’” is looking likely unless @jdekg has a better idea when he gets up from his nap

onelson, to random
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If it were 30 minutes or an hour ago, I might try to squeeze in a 2nd movie.

Sadsquatch,
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@onelson no one can stop you!

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#NowWatching Glorious (2022)

I needed a chaser after sitting through The Portrait (2023).

Glorious is really good. I typically shy away from Comedy/Horror but I thought this was a very effective one.

Sadsquatch,
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@onelson yo @MaryHenry have you seen this? I can’t begin to imagine what it’s about but based on the poster art I assume it’s your sort of thing 🦵🐙

ryanhoulihan, to random
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Every new YouTube video I try has clearly had its script written or rewritten by ChatGPT and nobody in the comments ever seems annoyed by this. The future sucks so much

Sadsquatch,
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@ryanhoulihan :(

onelson, to random
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Today, I'm asking myself if I really need to use a thermometer to know if I am feverish or if I can go on vibes alone.

Sadsquatch,
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@onelson 🙁 I hope you’re not sick-sick.

Sadsquatch,
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@onelson ugh, what a way to start a Tuesday. Hope it doesn’t get worse & you’re feeling better soon.

Sadsquatch, to random
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Ahh, after a long holiday weekend of work and more work, I’m so looking forward to a nice, refreshing…workweek

💀

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#NowWatching The Mermaid: Lake of the Dead (2018)

It's a mermaid movie. Haven't seen one of these since Splash (1984).

Sadsquatch,
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@onelson absent additional context, I still feel safe declaring this image to be #goals

Sadsquatch,
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@onelson Yesss!!

Sadsquatch,
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@onelson I’d have to get into a good training routine but give me six weeks and I think I could pull it off

Sadsquatch,
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@onelson the promise of sharp teeth and mermaid powers is what it would take to motivate me to exercise consistently

onelson, to random
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Thinking of going to the grocery store then coming home and watching a movie

Sadsquatch,
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@onelson that does sound nice

Sadsquatch,
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@onelson !! That sounds rad as hell

Sadsquatch,
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@onelson Fingers crossed they have many sharp teeth. I'm really rooting for them.

Sadsquatch, to random
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I think I’m more-or-less done with work-work for the day, so what if I virtuously embarked on a bit of…

…

…spring cleaning??

Sadsquatch,
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Huh. Apparently, putting off a chore or collection of related chores for months or years doesn’t actually make them easier? Seems like it might make them worse somehow? Why did no one warn me about this

ryanhoulihan, to random
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Can you think of a worse AI product on the market than Siri lol

Sadsquatch,
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@ryanhoulihan I cannot, but I guess I don’t know all of them

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