Splinters

@Splinters@ravenation.club

Hobbyist electronic musician by night

Appreciator of obsolete recording media

I enjoy all forms of art and luckily there is plenty around here :)

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Aphelion, to random
@Aphelion@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

My brain as soon as my eyes open

Twin Peaks Coffee GIF by Twin Peaks on Showtime

Splinters,

@Aphelion

My whole existence as soon as my brain opens

Coffee GIF

Splinters,

@Aphelion @sj_ashcroft2

You're both so kind...

Slurp

More Kylo Ren GIF

Splinters,

@Aphelion @sj_ashcroft2

Thank you! 🖤

Now I can get you both a cup

Futurama Coffee GIF

Splinters,

@sj_ashcroft2 @Aphelion

jump in!

Splinters,

@Aphelion @sj_ashcroft2

I have access to black matter brownies. I'll bring those

Splinters,

@Aphelion @sj_ashcroft2

ok, just watch out. I don't want you two to literally drown in coffee

Splinters,

@Aphelion @sj_ashcroft2

😂

Splinters, to random

Good night

https://youtu.be/NqEBR5TOdAY?si=k4hh4_C36bMpPL75

Splinters, to random

Two steps forward, three steps back
Without warning, heart attack
He fell asleep in the snow
Never woke up, died alone

I don't wanna be me

https://youtu.be/hjlNzuB-cNQ?si=j2E3jRGy6aQEMFaR

Splinters, to random

@stevencudahy @Aphelion

Found something interesting for you two

Aphelion, to poetry
@Aphelion@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

For every
Unlovely thing
In me,
There is a
Fire in you
To burn it
Out.

Splinters,

@Aphelion

Ow, my heartache 🖤

marcuwekling, to random German
@marcuwekling@cultur.social avatar

Achtung: Hinweis für alle Kinder und ihre Erwachsenen, die sich am Sonntag auf der Buchmesse tummeln. Ich lese um 16 Uhr im Saal Harmonie aus meinem neuen Buch "Das Klugscheißerchen" und es gibt auch "Das NEINhorn und die SchLangeweile" zu hören. Boris the Beast ist auch dabei und rockt die Hütte. Die Lesung kostet keinen zusätzlichen Eintritt. Ich freu mich auf euch!

📆 22.10.2023 | 16:00 - 17:00 Uhr
📍Saal Harmonie (Congress Center, Ebene 2)

Splinters,

@marcuwekling

Ich kann leider nicht, aber das Neinhorn kommt super an. Hab es für die Arbeit angeschafft und die Kids ziehen mich regelmäßig bei dem Kartenspiel ab 😅

Aphelion, to random
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A photo of my father Id never seen before, held by a stranger for some 20 years, and now my heart doesn’t know what to do. I have never found my footing after his death. Decades of falling and falling and falling.

Splinters,

@Aphelion

🫂

Aphelion, to random
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This morning is off to an interesting start

Splinters,

@Aphelion

I hope you're alright! 😥

Splinters,

@Aphelion phew ok. Glad you're ok

ben, to random
@ben@werd.social avatar

My two most controversial opinions on childcare that I think are completely reasonable but people often are even offended when I say them:

  1. Smacking is child abuse

  2. Private schools should not exist

Splinters,

@ben

The true controversy is that those takes are controversial.

Aphelion, to poetry
@Aphelion@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

You saw the
Entropy in me,
The roaring ruin,
The flash of hope
In the middle
Of the great
Encroaching
Dark and
Called it
Good.

Splinters,

@Aphelion

Sigh

Jyoti, (edited ) to random
@Jyoti@mas.to avatar

Of the electronicy bands following, which do you prefer?

Splinters,

@Jyoti

Kraftwerk is iconic, DM is a good time :D

Aphelion, to random
@Aphelion@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

“Don’t make a scene!”

Me:

directing david lynch GIF

Splinters,

@Aphelion

Man laying back munching popcorn

Aphelion, to poetry
@Aphelion@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

You are
A love letter
The universe
Wrote to
Itself

Splinters,

@Aphelion
That's the reassurance I needed today. Thanks :)

Aphelion, to random
@Aphelion@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

Me before coffee

angry twin peaks GIF

Splinters,

@Aphelion

Panics oh boy oh boy oh boy

Quickly brews one while keeping Michelle at bay with a broomstick, a crucifix and a fake invoice.

There you go

Coffee cup in lap, animated anime

Aphelion, to random
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If you’ve ever loved a poet, you may be entitled to compensation

Splinters,

@Aphelion

Ok, but I might giggle uncontrollably. Or blush even more uncontrollably. Good chance of both.

I might just brew them one in zen silence and look mildly serious while doing so?

And you need to help me choose for the best chance:

Good morning:

Rhubarb | Brown Sugar | Cinnamon

After work:

Lemon | Forest Honey | Blackcurrant

Weekend afternoon:

Orange Chocolate | Peach | Cashew | Wine-gum

Splinters,

@Aphelion

Gotcha! Very good choice, I'd take that combination for a nice winding down moment.

Quick Recap:

"Step 1 - Finding Weeping Willow in autumn"
"Step 2 - Identify Goth Poet"
"Step 3 - Offer either:
3A: Journal
3B: Freshly Brewed Coffee
3C: Description of brewing whispered into ear (NO GIGGLING)"

Success (hopefully)

I might have to come back at you for troubleshooting if that's ok.

Splinters,

@Aphelion

Thank you very much. I'll be on my way then...

Katniss Aberdeen from the Tributes of Panem movie saluting with 3 fingers

Splinters,

@Aphelion

turns around

I have that one down so much. My super power is getting nervous with such things

finger guns

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