Stellar

Stellar, 7 months ago to random

In the 2000's every year the hard work of scientists making computer components is destroyed by lazy devloppers.

But when the scientists made a huge leap foward, lazy code was not enough to waste cpu cycles. so the devs invented libraries. but then in the 2010's it was not enough again.

so the devs invented containers, "ship the whole runtime environnement with libraries an os and everything", centences dreamed by the deranged.

in the 2020's the devs finally invented the most computing-wasting "code", they called it AI, their nature's mokery of intelligence, a giant equation with weights. finally they evolved past writing code, finally they made a orthograph checker using 10 million times the computing power and ram of the saturn V that's wrong 50% of the time

But after the great internet solarflare shutdown of 2032, humanity was left with useless "computers" billions of times stronger than datacenters today that couldn't boot their cloud-based OS.

and with the last line of code written decades prior, nobody knew how to use those power-wasting machines, humanity collapsed to the stone age

Stellar, 11 months ago to random

i can't fucking upload any media, now its not juts i takes 30 tries to upload it, it straight up doesn't work anymore. gonna add this to the giant pile of stuff that doesn't work on this software. i think the only thing i can do now i post text, boost and react.

Stellar, 3 months ago to random

boss: ​:neocat_sad:​ sorry stellar but you'll have to cable this Bay (thinks i hate canling)

stellar: ​:blobcathyper:​
MY BODY IS A MACHINE THAT TURNS UNMANAGED CABLES INTO ART

Stellar, 11 months ago to random

stellar giving plasma, AMA !!​:blobcatbaguettehero:​
look at this cool ass machine!

Stellar, 6 months ago to random

resisting the urge to buy a geiger counter online

Stellar, 1 year ago to random

i have no legs help

Stellar, 10 months ago to random

ⓘ 𝗞𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗮𝗰𝘁𝘀
g-girls, ,, p-pretty ​:pleading_cat_collar:​

Stellar, 1 year ago to random

😳

Stellar, 11 months ago to random

​:nkothinksmart:​ ​:benyan:​ @bahi0u

Stellar, 4 months ago to random

do not eat sardines in bed the stench of sardines juice never leaves once dried in your masstress

Stellar, 1 year ago to random

fishing with epsi ​:silence_sleep_standing:​

Stellar, 22 days ago to random

we can't let bigots keep giving cooler and cooler descriptions of queerness. we need to get on it

Stellar, 11 months ago to random

damn stux is cringe... that's sad i really liked them

Stellar, 11 months ago to random

oh hey they fished out the submarine with the billionaires that died

oh man it was really worth it to spend millions on this search and rescue operation. hell yeah tax money at work! its not like the families have anything left to bury

Stellar, 11 months ago to random

so every rotation c i have a 22% chance of getting my last octavia piece so about 29+-9 rotations C i like those odds

Stellar, 10 months ago to random

Does anybody else use chopsticks like this? (i don't own chopsticks so i used tool laying around)

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Stellar, 1 year ago to random

this makes me remember that there are people on the internet that will curse at you and block you for using minors DNI

Stellar, 3 months ago to random

@bunni bnuuy ​:bunhdmlem:​

Stellar, 3 months ago to random

white cream ​:cumsplat:​

RE: https://mk.absturztau.be/notes/9ppnkjw25vqd01o5

Stellar, 1 month ago to random

i just saw a onion website selling ransomware and they were calling it RaaS and i lost it ​:hakaselaughingrev:​

Stellar, 6 months ago to random

just one more video essay... oh this one is about the bogdanov brothers

Stellar, 16 days ago to random

how much do you know about lines?

Stellar, 4 months ago to random

the program made to make shit up has made shit up??? wheres the manager!?? why would i type man git when i can ask a gpu cluster

Stellar, 2 months ago to random

​:ablobcat_ofton_oishi:​ good morning ​:blobbunnynomblobcat:​

Stellar, 1 month ago to random

the teacher we got for PowerShell scripting said that PowerShell is better than bash because its proprietary ​:02rainbow_puke:​

" its made by proffessionals as opposed to random people left and right taping together a language "